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# well done you
we've been talking about sex and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:42, archived)
# Oooh nice
I like beer. I can't remember what sex is like, but I think I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)
# heh
heh
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)
# no, but really,
it's great. Take my word for it, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Yeah, I was just about to say, Crab Bloke, Dr Phil Kitten will be able to tell you
cos she's just about to go have a shag sesh with Tomsk. Give it another 3 years...
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# yeah
tell me about it

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:59, archived)
# Nah, it's not that bad, I'm just being a drama queen.
It would help if he didn't fall unconscious in the lounge every night of every weekend though. But then I have to put up with snoring. Although I'm sure I snore when I'm drunk as well.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# I don't know how youse guys do it
I've never been any good at relationships, though the last one was nearly a year (record by a long way) and we're still friends which is cool. Maybe I'm missing out on stuff, but it has been nice to have most of my twenties without having to worry about other people when i want to go out on a large one, or act like a lecherous tit, or move to Australia or whatever. Still, can't help feeling I ought to be meeting the woman of my dreams reasonably soon. Hey-ho. I suppose I suppose I could always buy a pretty Romanian girl or something.
Oh bugger, you have to be loaded to do that don't you.
Oh well, looks like I'll be old and lonely (violins etc)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)
# Don't worry Crabby
There are some pretty hot violinists out there.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)
# my mate is now engaged...
..to a very fine viola player.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# I've had dreams
of Nigella Lawson playing a cello.

Suprise suprise i'm single.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:19, archived)
# Thanks for being so supportive in my time of need everybody
Nigella Lawson- i saw something in the paper yesterday about her paying other cooks to use their recipes instead of making up her own. Hmm. Also, isn't Nigella the most awful name for a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Yeah pretty bad name
Makes it hard to forget who her father is when I'm oogling her.

I'll have to give her a nickname when we get together.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:33, archived)
# It strikes me
as really awful egotism on the part of Nigel, but i could be being unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:00, archived)
# Exactly, Crabbie
you can do whatever you want when ever you want. Lap it up cos when you meet the right one, that's it, isn't it?
Right, I am off to bed. To sleep.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:12, archived)
# I have 4 friends
all in theire 30's who have recently met and are really serious about new blokes. None of them have had serious relationships for years and years, and this out of the blue. There's hope for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)
# that sounds
a bit too familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)
# YAY
Girlie internet chats.
And cheese. Though not in the same sentence as the sex.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)
# la
la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# is what me?
i've been busy working.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:09, archived)
# I'm not a girlie...
but I love sex, beer and cheese! I'm quite prepared to investigate ways of combining all three.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Glad you said that
although to be fair we're mostly talking about drinking and being pregnant. Not enough sex...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# oh, all right then.
boys who can't finish - it's a terrible thing and not what you expect when they're sober. Does that count as sex gossip? (this was the Iraqui chap btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Or shoot their load just when you're on the brink
and then can't be arsed to finish the job cos they're done.
I'm speaking hypothetically of course....
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Of course
it would be awful if you fell asleep half way through...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:54, archived)
# I feel gutted now
I was all dead chuffed with myself for having a constructive day and now I'm being reminded about how single I am. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)
# nah, revel in it!
Make the most of it. Being single is a great thing to be.
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# Don't be sad
I'd rather have a roast chicken, really, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:04, archived)
# but you get bits of skin
stuck to your willy.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)
# But I don't
have a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:22, archived)
# i'm not surprised
if youkeep ding that to roast chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Mike
you remind me of someone i knew called Shock.

You're a star.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)
# sounds suspiciously like a transgendered performance artist
or am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:29, archived)
# Nope and they were far behind you on your list of achievments
I can already see people taking the 'Mike Challenge' to see who can get the highest score.

Perfect for a gang going to the Med. methinks ;)
(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:59, archived)
# I would like to distance myself...
...from any of my gender who may be guilty of any of the above. Shocking behaviour.

If you can't deliver, don't even start, that's what I say.

Even if it does cause the odd huff... oops... I'm not perfect after all.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# A friend of mine fell asleep when her boyfriend was shagging her when she was pissed
and she woke up the next morning and there was a note by the bed, saying that he loved her but it was over, and she had no idea why. He embarrassingly had to spell it out for her. Heh heh. He should have been better then shouldn't he?!
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# sounds like a fundamental incompatibility...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)
# Cheers The Wife for the link below
I knew it! Arse. Boyf is a smoker. Then again, fucking hell, what am I on about, I'm not planning to conceive till I've at least grown up a bit more!!
(Nacho, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)