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# now listen up
my poppa wants a word... (with a 12k gif - happy now?)

clicky
Mod - Changed to clicky again. It is stealing someone elses bandwith apart from anything else.

norman here
ok - i wont changed the pic, but please understand that this is the internet - you people are slightly deluded if you think that linking to an image is a crime. that is one of the things that has made the net such a success. A network of computers all over the world which communicate with each other using common protocols. that is all for now

mod here
Yep, this is the internet, but when I'm here I can do whatever the fuck I like to your post. So behave, or be deleted. That is all for now.

norman here
you'll go far

i am just compiling my list of resolutions for 2003

1. get a high paying contract
2. stop renting and buy a flat in angel islington
3. stop picking up loose women on the N73 night bus and find a girlfriend.
4. lose my beer gut
5. go to sth america for 5 months.

you may jest, but they are seriously my goals for 2003. by writing them down here i feel they are more permanent now.

(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# shouldn't you
finish your GCSEs first?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# DO NOT FEED THE TROLL.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
#
sorry miss
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
# [Corner - Now]
...and you can have a sweetie later
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
i can't get in to the habit of thinking of you as a bloke, it's very confusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Don't
I think of everyone on this board as female, busty, and only wearing the skimpiest of underwear. It's far more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# You sexy fox.
heh heh. Ooo, no, wait.... [mindpiss]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Oooh.
You naughty minx!

Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# [Shudder]
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# oooh Baz
i'm over heeere.

ohwait i'm supposed to be in bed
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# is
meeting girls on the night bus a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# *
i met a 20 yr old norweigan girl the othe night. she came back to my flat, but started shivering a lot. kinda freaked me out. i wrapped her in a blanket and rubbed her but she still shivered. so i gave her whiskey.

does anyone want to know how this story ends ?
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# she passed out in a pool of her own/your vomit?
she robbed you of all your worldly possessions to buy heroin?

i do.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I have to admit I do too.

/feeding troll, honest
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# *
well - i try to be a gentleman, and i say...

"go crash in my bed, and i'll sleep on the sofa"

you may think i'm a cockhead, and fair enough too, but i actually wouldn't take advantage of a girl in a bad state. anyway, she says..

"no i don't mind - come sleep with me"

so i shrug and say "OK" - and we go into my rooom. i strip down to my boxers, and we both get in.

is anyone listening to this ?
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Am.
Dose she cut off your willy (small as it is...) and stab you, or dose something beter happen?
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# yeah
keep going
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# well
we get and in bed and all hell breaks loose. she had kept her clothes on (to keep warm i think) and we kind of wiggled and piggled. after an hour i had her clothes off. every now and again i'd give up and roll over, my old fella tired of the teasing, but she'd just grab it and away we'd go. so, for a couple of hours we just folled around. very fun.

in the morning, as she downloaded a few songs from kazaa on my shiny new dell, i asked her if she was a virgin.

and do you know what she said ? .....
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# "I was when I met you last night
and I still am."
(techsmurf, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That she's
a guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# named Lola
L-O-L-A Lolaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# she was a
showgirl
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# with yellow
ribbons in her hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# and a dress
cut down to





there
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# it's like a very slow
reader's story in razzle...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I heard this one....
it ends with me jamming a rather pointy brick into your rather gooey eye.........do tell it....
(Ellis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# wifey!
are you still around?
/threadjack
never mind, doesn't really matter...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Hello!
I'm over here!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Could you edit
the post at the start of this thread to get rid of the stolen enormous anigifs? They're pointless and crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:20, archived)
# that
my friend

is

art

did warhol steal ?

(and it takes up f*ck up size. your machine has a cache)
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# ....
twat......


that is all....
(Ellis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Be nice
Some people are only on dial-up and don't like to download stuff that is not original. If you want to show people other stuff do it as a link and it will keep everyone happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# yeah,
that's what I was thinking...
edit: i'm off to the garage to buy some biscuits now...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Sorry
They were so big I didn't notice they were animated... my 'puter must've conked out halfway through downloading or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# it's okay,
we tried explaining to him yesterday, but not with much success...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# if you didn't see earlier
help: too lazy m3tab3taing to type it out again clicky
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# sadly that's not going to help
counter clicky
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Ah but what about
this!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)
# er...
that's just broken my surreal-o-meter
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# *
i am honestly flattered that you spend so much time and effort researching me.

thankyou
(norman bates, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# ah
ok, just trying. I give up - commence the stoning of the troll.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# could you go to south america
sooner rather than later please?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# no, not happy now
it seems to have escaped you that the purpose of this site is to share your own original images, not post random stuff you've just found, which isn't particularly funny anyway. since that's not a hard concept to grasp, please abide by the rules, and don't start getting narky when people complain.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Or put more succinctly
Fuck Off.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)