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[challenge entry] Woo! First post!

From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 472 entries (closed)

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:18, archived)
# GOD WILL SAVE US
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:22, archived)
# If we stop
eating cheese on a Friday.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Never!
That's just no way to live...
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Rocquefort
is the tool of Satan.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Haha, yes he will =)
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)
# hold on, which God is it again?
I bet I pick the wrong one..... come on lucky 6 armed elephant guy!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# i figure by not choosing one and just being "good"
i've got a pretty good chance with whichever one happens to be on the door at the time.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# ^ This. Forever.
Amen.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)
# i hear he's very forgiving
*naughty*
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)
# hence "good"
:D
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:39, archived)
# well he has to be after all the confusion with the Bible and right and wrong and all that
but thats what happens when you hire ghost writers
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# all but one
christians have it made. success if they are right, and if they are wrong, well they have probably been good enough to get into any other kind of heaven.

now there's reassurance.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)
# I don't think he'll be pleased if you come on him...



and yes, that's the wrong one... =)
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)
# i dont know, could it be
the cult - god evil Lu
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Evening matey!
How are you?
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)
# i'm fine
how are you young squre
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# I'm grand, thanx.
Got any more bike stuff planned? How much did you raise in the end?

I asked you that the other day - apologies if you replied already, it looked like you'd been dragged off to bed by your mrs =)
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Haha.
And what an excellent first post it is.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Dan! Dan! Dan!

...

Dan!

Very good! And depressing.

TJ: Is b3ta being slow for anyone else?
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)
# yes, slow for me too :(
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Hang on.
Seems to be OK again.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# It was, though a bit better now.
I just noticed your siggy - I love that site.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I have just noticed yours, too.
But I don't get it.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)
# It's a lyric from the Velvet Underground:
"It was good what we did yesterday
And I'd do it once again.
The fact that you are married
Only proves you're my best friend.
...but it's truly, truly a sin."
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)
# slow for me
it might be the intywebs creaking under the strain
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)
# everything is slow for me

/computer is dying blog

and /talk isn't moving at all.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)
# piffle!
it might expand forever
FOREVER!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Even then there will still be punctuation errors...
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# hmmmm
I spy a "catastrophe"
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)
# actually the rate of universal expansion is increasing, but no-one knows why
so its more likely that eventually everything will become so spread out the suns wont be able to heat the planets and all life will become extinct, so we're screwed either way
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hoorah
*points in dramatic fashion*

TO THE PUB!
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# You broke Bill Bailey's excellent opening lines with your rogue apostrophe :(
Yay for taking 2 years to have a first post, though :D
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)
# bah shows what you know
low leval heat will carry a signal onto the other universes and we will live on as they interpret the fluctuations into a copy.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Wow, I'd never thought of it like that.
/loads shotgun
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 21:41, archived)
# No, we will be saved
by the mass of all the extra apostrophes. I think they appear in sentences as a sort of 'steady state' system...
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)
# excellen
thermo-dynanmics say it does matter if i stay in bed wanking and drinking Tesco value vodka
(, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)
# I hope Bill Baily
calls round your house and demands his royalties with menace.
(, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)