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# bonza!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# KILL ME NOW!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *waits patiently
to skullwatermelon*
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# at least this one is under 50k
even if it has been done in the last 3 posts, and quite a few before that.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *stabs*
Wait...don't die yet!!! Do me too!!

*my poor eyes*
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Do you too?
It'll more than your eyes
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# *forms orderly queue*
 
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:29, archived)
# *queues orderly form*
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:43, archived)
# *doesnt kill*







if i kill u there will be no1 left to put me out of my bastard misery!!!111oneeleven
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# BOOM!
it did.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# is that the time?
right, I'm making a brew, who wants one...

/anything to get away for 5 mins...
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I don't drink tea
But I'm with you on this one, I'll help you boil the kettle

and

LEAVE THE POOR BLOKE ALONE!
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Yes please
Milk, no sugar. Thanks
It's also pub o'clock
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Oooh, yes ta
One milk and seventy sugars please
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *chortle*
would you like some tea and mug with your sugar sir?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)
# i'll have a large cup or real-life tea please
with 2 spoons of not-at-my-computer-24hrs-a-day
but no milk if it is full-fat please
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# semi skimmed do ya?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# In the next half
hour, could I see Gerry Adams standing perfectly still on a flattened jam sandwich saying the word "Brones" slowly and menacingly, for an hour?

No, I thought not...
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)
# So
This post clearly contravenes the Trade descriptions act.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)