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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:11, archived)
# steve irwin being killed by a manta ray
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)
# eddie irvine burned to death with cod liver oil
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen
JollyJack drew me a Wild Haslet, which I have at home. I shall therefore no longer ask for them.

So....

SEXY NUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Oh, for the love of f**k.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *chortles*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# schwwwwwwwwing out sister
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Well hellllloooOO!
(NOTE: the above is to be read in a Terry Thomas voice ONLY)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# that's very good
I'm liking it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# *starts licking monitor*
I do love your art
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Dame Edna Everage
being killed by Supercar.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Brum bash...
...with extra tentacles!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Yes! This!
A Brum Bash memorial sketch. Featuring a full cast of sexy nuns, Koppy Kops (or whatever they were) and bemused patrons.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)
# This ^^
I must lend my full weight to the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I'd never be forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Perhaps not...
...but you would be given several free beers next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Incidentally...
www.b3ta.com/board/6292273

From this morning, when the board was running at approximately 8 times the speed of my brain.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# this but...
brum bash cabaret...I can really see horrible as the ring master ;)

and Jessie and myself as can can girls!

*shakes tail feathers*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# *Holds tail feathers steady*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# A stingray in the Thames chasing wild haslet...
...being ridden hard by a sexy nun while Enro Rubik watches on while at the same time shitting in a glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)
# WILD HASLET!
... cos I didn`t get one
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Wotcha gaymo.
How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Are you off work today?


I found the video we sent you on Saturday nite on my phone this morning =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)
# heh nah
I`m being spammed by the company "funny" people with lots of Steve Irwin pics that have been lifted off the board and obviously forwarded by their mates

so for each one I receive, I send another, straight off b3ta

/bad, pilfering boy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)
# send mine :)
it's shit, but it was early!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I can concur
to both earliness & shitness ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I enjoy an early shit
sometimes I even get out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Arf!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)
# the allotropes of carbon
in alphabetical order
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)
# lesbian tennis with anal death
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)
# the woes of the world through rose tinted spectacles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)
# the rose of the world through woe tinted spectacles
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)
# "Soaked and worn out, but strangely satisfied"
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)
# sounds like me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)
# The images that conjures.......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:18, archived)