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# Jesus isn't THAT godly.
He certainly isn't as godly as god.

But please accept this woo and this yay.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# looks like a bit of a girl too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# girls have beards now?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# my mum does



*edit* haven't quite mastered the art of cussing yo mama
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# your momma's got wooden legs and real feet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# your momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# we both need evening classes in mama cussing
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# your momma is so fat
when she jumps in the air
she gets stuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# yo moma so fat
I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I humped her last night
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# your mommas so fat
if you cut her
she bleeds ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# yo moma so fat
I don't think I'll ever get over her. Looks like I'll have to get up and go round.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# YOUR MOMMA
is so fat,when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# YOUR MOMMA
is so fat, she wore an X-Men t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
# your momma is so fat
when she bends over:

TOTAL ECLIPSE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Yo momma so fat...
...she became a victim of a cardial infarction, or heart attack if you will, and died just moments ago.

We did everything we could. I'm really very sorry.

I'll give some time alone with you're family. You know where to find me.
(WonkoTheSane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# haha!
^winner^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Hey are you knocking my Holy one?
*start's war*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# *burns stuff*
THE RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# I am offended by your RAGE
*burns stuff*
THE RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Yes he is
if you're Catholic; he's part of the holy trinity you see. God is the Father, Son and Spirit. Jesus was God on Earth.
The Spirit doesn't get much publicity these days. In fact, I really have no idea what the Spirit part of God is supposed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# get you pissed, presumably
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# he's the one that touches your bottom
that's what Father O' Flaherty told me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hold on...
*consults secret document*

Ahem. The Catholic church does not fiddle the choirboys, but in some circumstances we need to massage their winkies as they often get cramp of the groin after a particularly big sing. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# where does it say
they can rape me in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Luke 6:38

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I just googled that and it came up with
"Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

which is pretty filthy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# ha!
www.b3ta.com/board/6388857
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Kings 2:23
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Luke 6:38
Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# ...shall men give into your bosom...
(Idid, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I'd say god is still slightly more godly...
simply because he is actually called god.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Its all in the name. y'see?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)