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# For sale 1 dalek.
23,000 miles, needs a bit of TLC (it got left out in the rain) 1 careful owner (and 32 that did not give a shit)



apply to:

PO box 276-A
Skaros
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Aww.
*Adopts*

*Gets exterminated*
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Make sure you get in there before Madonna.
(Cod Metal King Oh Mr Bellpit, your legs are so swollen!, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *topical*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# My broadsword is getting in that condition
/lazy blog
Give it's helmet a bit of polish and it'll be fine
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# you call that broad!?!?
*sits*

*rattles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Only
'cos you've been following the Mr Hands instructional videos
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# My swords are all nice and shiny.
It's my cut-throat razor which is in this condition.

Must sort that out at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# where did you get your razor from,
what sort is it, and
is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Mail Order
Company called Sanguine. (http://www.alibaba.com/company/10655451.html) who seem to sell a lot on Ebay Google informs me.
It seemed OK. The amount of rust leads me to believe that it's not a particularly high grade of stainless steel but the edge it holds doesn't suggest it's particularly high carbon either.

I got it 'cos it was pretty cheap and fancied trying it out. I'll probably splash out on a better one some day.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# cool
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Pfffft!
Needs fixing with a can of WDalek-40 and one of these:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# swiss army dalek :)
needs a little swiss flag though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Swalek!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh wooo they are a bit hard on their luck these days...
that reminds me.. not worthy of its own thread so here have a pearost for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Why, if it isn't luvvly Ms. Wagon!
Helloes! Have this Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Hey you....
Recovered from the bash yet?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# arf.. although i thought the compo was for old super heroes?
anyway....

yes they are even flogging beer now

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# It's not for Dr's assistants...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha, grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)