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Fags improve your memory eh?

Then how come I've forgotten where I put a half full pack of 20 yesterday?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

at least

you remembered that you lost them. That must count for something?

:P

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McBadger COW, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

Yeah, more expenditure on new fags this morning.

Oh, do you know what I did yesterday? I had my bass in it's soft case strapped to my back and my mate dropped her hat. So I bent over to get it and smacked her in the face with the bass and knocked her glasses off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

pffft!

and it always makes it especially difficult if you have to go through a door with a low ceiling

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McBadger COW, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

I live in a 18th C cottage

I know this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

Why?

Don't you like her?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

No, the bitch has long natural ginger hair and big boobs.

I love her to pieces.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

Hmmm.

Violent sex isn't the answer.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

It wasn't sex

Her boyfriend is one of the scariest men under 6 foot in the world.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

I find all men under 6' scary.

Because I keep tripping over them.

/6'2" blog

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

Shortarse!

2 inches taller

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

But how?

How can *anyone* be taller than me?

Curse you God for making me this way!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

You smoked too many Marlboro's

Whilst I was being stretched on the rack.

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

Short Arse

1 inch taller than you

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

This weekend

I shall mostly be getting drunk with a 6'7" bloke whilst pretending to be short. Huzzah!

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

Can I come?

I need someone to look up to.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

Sounds like you've got plenty of people to look up to

Shortarse. ;O)

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

Yes.

But that's an odd number, so you get points deducted.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

you're 6ft5?

Are you married?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

I must have mentioned it

yes
the wedding photos are funny.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

Is she wee?

Because being a wee woman myself I totally understand the loving of tall men. The taller the better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

check this out

the photographer forgot that framing the picture is important
(will be removed swiftly)

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

Things:

You have a nice smile
She's got a lovely dress on
I'm glad you look so happy, it actually brought a tear to my eye
and HA who's the guy on the step?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

He gave her away

because her dad couldn't be in england

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

Bless you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Dankeschon

Have a nice weekend

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

hmm

more of this sort of thing near where I live please.
Too many women that like handsome, successful, intelligent, rich men. The fools.
We need more to base their ardour on height, strength of odour and delapidatedness of car.

/tall, smelly, single driver of battered golf

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

I'm marrying a tall smelly man that doesn't even own a car.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

can you be cloned

or at least mold a pleasant female friend into sharing your points of view?

edit: grats on the marriage. (may be olds or news, thought I'd best be polite.)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

Well we're not done yet

But ta. The mawwiage (/princess bride blog) shall be probably year after next- we keep finding other things to spend the money on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

cont..

www.b3ta.com/board/6469169

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

And 6'4" isn't enough for an indecent proposal?!?

*is sad*

*remembers 5'3" wife and is happy again*

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

I don't know you!

Sorry...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

I'll live *sniff*

(And I'm very happily married)

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

I'm a whole 10.5 inches shorter than you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

what a coincidence

. . .

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

you fight like a cow?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

If cows run away during fights

then yes

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

woo!

High five for creative cowardace.

"Look"
/points
/legs it despite being huge and apparently thug-like.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

This is the thing

(touch wood)
I've never been assaulted / beat up since about 16. 11 years.
so a) I avoid trouble
b) people may avoid trouble with me
c) I don't get out much :(

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

my last (and only) fight was at school.

It was ended when I hit someone with a table, then ran off, drove home and cried because I was a big bully.

Since then the nearest anyone has got was a man in a manchester bar grabbed my throat and told me my dancing was pissing everyone off (group of 30 people moshing in a metal bar and he chose me, for some reason). I said, instinctively and without forethought, "fuck off, please." and he did, surprisingly cheerfully.

Not really sure what was going on but I'm glad I didn't have to demonstrate a complete lack of the ability to defend myself.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

yay!

*gesture of brotherhood*

/6'2" blog with link to wheelybird's

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

i outbiggen you all.

with my 1.96 m.
i don't know how much that is in english size though...

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

You don't

You're only 6ft4 and a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

i'm still bigger than you *tongue*

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Quality, not quantity.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

true.

*sigh*

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

B3ta is full of tall people

Ask Pachey

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Then I propose two separate main boards on b3ta;

one for people under 6' and one for people 6' and over.
It's the future.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Bass in your face!

I shall have to make a song about that...
Damn, help me out here... what IS that song?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

I dunno

I have Cemetary Gates in my head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

Well, I'm damn sure it isn't that one

sowegoinsideandwegravelyreadthestonesallthosepeopleallthoseliveswherearetheynow?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

I've not heard the smiths cemetary gates

is it like Pantera's?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

How could you know it was the Smiths version if you've never heard it?

Liar liar bum's on fire.
It's a lot like pantera's, but with more daffodils.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

I googled it because it rung a bell but I wasn't sure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

ok...

I have an odd image of you talking then turning round to reveal large wrought-iron gates embedded in your skull.
hmm.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

That's actually a cool mental image.

*saves*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

/demands royalties

/works for Virgin

YES

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

i'm still on this plank, you know...

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

Eventually your legs will get tired.

Or we'll hit some choppy waves, one of the two.

Your impatience is not making me want to rehire you, you know. And The Blue Aardvark's got a puncture.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

*grumbles*

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

No pain no gain.

No hair no haircut.
No socks no shoes!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

ok fine then, i'll just stay here...

...can i at least sit down then?
my feet are painfull.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

oh come back on board

I'm bored of you whining

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

*stilfles laughter*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

BACK TO YOUR BISCUITS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

Wrong barrel

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

GET OUT OF THE GROG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

No Grog left,

s'empty you see..........

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

I'll get some more in

Manyana

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

whoa

as dirty louse
i get first go on the biscuits
he can have them ones over there that i've part eaten

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

You can't lord it over the biscuits, we're all bigger than you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

try looking in the last place you had them

/sarcasm

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

I've done that.

And they're not there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)