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# TRIFFIC!!
:P

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
thanks to Robtoo and his amazing swear filter!!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# yay! have a zombie to celebrate
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# he's bloody half eaten!!
*orders a fresh one*

:P
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *bums*
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# yay!
*bums*

(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *daisychains*
Yee-hah!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiiiide 'em cowboy!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# the swear filter is great isn't it :)
i can now say
cunt cunty
fuck wank
twat
minge
arse
cock prick
bastard

and all i get is:
~naughty~ ~naughty~
~naughty~ ~naughty~
twat
minge
~naughty~
cock prick
~naughty~
~naughty~

hmmmm :)
shit
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# gah!
it let the c0ck word through

the web marshall gives me 10 points to play with
some rude words are counted as two points though!
although words such as breast, if followed by the words
cancer or anatomy count as -1 point!

woo!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# heh
gaz me a link to the docs?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# the marshall ones?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# yup
(if you can, anyway)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# *sharpens*
oh, so that's who you work for.

(And cheers - didn't realise it was the porn rule that was catching us...)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer

that should help a bit then
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# he should change his board sig
to breast cancer anatomy
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Excellent
How does it cranberry exactly? Does it watermelon like the old one?

If so you'd better happy baby orangutan it doesn't malfunction or b3ta would make no sense at all!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# see up there^
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# darn, that spoils my rather lame joke then
*sulks*
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# :)
cranberry and watermelon you too, mofo!!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# *Waves Fist*
*Twirls Moustache*

I'll get you next time, Ironman!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hello
Are you pleased to be back?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# YES!
for a moment i thought i'd have to resign!
life without B3ta just isn't worth living :)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
We'll have to mind our language, again.

Perhaps we should change. Anyone know the appropriate rude words in, say, Swahili?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Puki
(See you next Tuesday) and puki mak (no direct translation into English) are about as rude ad you can get in Malay.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I only know one word in Swahili
which is, unsurprisingly, 'Mata'. It apparently means 'the tightest strung bow', which is a euphemism for the most dangerous weapon possible!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# explain to me what is occurring here...?

(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Some bastard wankshaft
has installed a fucking shitty swear-word counter that fucking stops any bastard website downloading if the fucker contains too many cunting obscenities, at his place of work browsing B3ta.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# bunch of fucking cocks!

(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)