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(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha
how big? wow!! kewl!

doesn't orchid mean testicle?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# If you testicles that look like orchids then I suggest seeing a doctor;
however, if you are actually a flower then you are probably fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Fear my massive stamen!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# i am an english rose
lol...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# What a load of
ballocks.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# wow
i actually know some fact!! how did that get into brain? is engorged with interweb stuph nowadays

/not the only thing thats engorged fnar fnar blog
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Note to self
Do not google image search "orchidectomy"
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# every time i scroll past this post
i am tempted

but i'm at work (perhaps luckily)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Done...
Dont. have put link to more genral info on links page.. Just dont image search...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Why. Why.
I always do this, and always regret it.
(mungo_spanner, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Indeed
Go watch Adaptation.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# awful film
worst film i can ever remember seeing. worse than phantom menace even.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# blimeh
i enjoyed it
(adaptation that is, not phantom menace)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# complaining that the film you are making is shit on screen.
does not excuse the fact.

terrible navel gazing self endulgent wank.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# well yes
but that's what i liked about it
the writer went nutso
so they made the film anyway
it's more about the the writer's descent than anything else
so it becomes engrossing for that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# TRIFFIC!!
:P

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
thanks to Robtoo and his amazing swear filter!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# yay! have a zombie to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# he's bloody half eaten!!
*orders a fresh one*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# yay!
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *daisychains*
Yee-hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiiiide 'em cowboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# the swear filter is great isn't it :)
i can now say
cunt cunty
fuck wank
twat
minge
arse
cock prick
bastard

and all i get is:
~naughty~ ~naughty~
~naughty~ ~naughty~
twat
minge
~naughty~
cock prick
~naughty~
~naughty~

hmmmm :)
shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# gah!
it let the c0ck word through

the web marshall gives me 10 points to play with
some rude words are counted as two points though!
although words such as breast, if followed by the words
cancer or anatomy count as -1 point!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# heh
gaz me a link to the docs?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# the marshall ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# yup
(if you can, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# *sharpens*
oh, so that's who you work for.

(And cheers - didn't realise it was the porn rule that was catching us...)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer

that should help a bit then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# he should change his board sig
to breast cancer anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Excellent
How does it cranberry exactly? Does it watermelon like the old one?

If so you'd better happy baby orangutan it doesn't malfunction or b3ta would make no sense at all!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# see up there^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# darn, that spoils my rather lame joke then
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# :)
cranberry and watermelon you too, mofo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# *Waves Fist*
*Twirls Moustache*

I'll get you next time, Ironman!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hello
Are you pleased to be back?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# YES!
for a moment i thought i'd have to resign!
life without B3ta just isn't worth living :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
We'll have to mind our language, again.

Perhaps we should change. Anyone know the appropriate rude words in, say, Swahili?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Puki
(See you next Tuesday) and puki mak (no direct translation into English) are about as rude ad you can get in Malay.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I only know one word in Swahili
which is, unsurprisingly, 'Mata'. It apparently means 'the tightest strung bow', which is a euphemism for the most dangerous weapon possible!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# explain to me what is occurring here...?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Some bastard wankshaft
has installed a fucking shitty swear-word counter that fucking stops any bastard website downloading if the fucker contains too many cunting obscenities, at his place of work browsing B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# bunch of fucking cocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
I would have thought the walking would give them away
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Nah, it's the first rule of disguise: walk everywhere
triffids were only rumbled because they took up jogging after eating too many eyeballs. They're very fattening, you know.

EDIT: a bit of FSM for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# 'Cause Orchids don't wear sweatbands
(They're too fashion-conscious)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Yay!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(dognutz, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# pffft!
Am loving the Wyndham humour, just started reading "The Kraken Wakes".
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Ooh
Not read that for *ages*. It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)