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# Pun teim
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *reads*
*re-reads*
*reads again*

nope, not quite getting it, sorry

'how much is it then?'

*sharpens killing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# the cad has found himself
propositioning the lady

"how much is it"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# just got it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# try reading it out loud
while affecting a posh accent.

*pfffts*
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# You found your killing knife, then. Where was it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# the dog had it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Oh dear. How many people had it managed to kill?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# just the wife
no-one important ;)

that's my story and i'm sticking to it, officer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# clever doggy
did you give it a bone? (now the wifes gone, lonely winter nights... hehehe)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# YOU'RE SICK
SICK I SAY

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# well you are naughty
but i like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# a tad laboured perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Only
a tad? You're too kind. On reflection it was barely worth posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# davew27
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Ouch.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Oof!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# ooof
*groan*

and she has an arm like martina navratilova :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Is she half-dalek?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ouch
names not to be called
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Arf!


That's strine isn't it?

edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strine
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# tray bee twat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Tray bee cunt.
.
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Laptop Bumble Hag
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Laptop Bumble Hag
surely one of the finest gospel singers to come out of Louisiana in the last 100 years
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# With a five octave range
and a knickergusset the size of four football pitches...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I thought
Platter apis mellifera bulldog-licking-piss-off-a-nettle
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Your French accent
is as bad as my posh Engerlish.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# May be an sewer!
.
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ah oui
c'est formidable!
(Drumjunkie13 dosen't exist, especially at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# had to randomly read in a Kenneth Williams voice to get that!
but hooray for the old days!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# i think your pun is broken
...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Nah
s'there alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)