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# Damn Scum

I think it was a tad too big
(Soupasam, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# BUGGER!
[EDIT: this is my favourite typo ever.

Obviously I meant to ssay: BIGGER!]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# SSAY BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Yeah sure - that's what they all say...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# too big!?
ya think!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# DEAR FUCKING CHRIST.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Of all the things to post at ridiculous size, you have those munters staring out at me, arrrrrgh!
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# about a quarter the size
and about a quarter the size would be about right
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, it certainly may.
 
OR DO YOU MOCK MY LOW SCREEN RESOLUTION?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)
# oh, a nice new wallpaper
FOR THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)
#
Pffffft.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Did someone say Chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Ha ha
Genius punchline



/waits


/wanders off
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# The assistant in B&Q told me I had to leave as it was closing and I asked if he could quickly point out where I could get a certain plumbing fitting from.
He told me that I had to go and walked away. I thanked him for his help and he started shouting at me and told me he would escort me to the exit.

Obviously i can find an exit fairly well, so off I went and I was just getting my trolley when he came running over shouting at me again.

My father who is a very respectable and elderly gentleman asked him why he was treating his customers like this and the guy said 'Right, wait int he car park, I'll be 5 minutes, i'll fucking show you, I'll kick your fucking head in'.

Needless to say, whilst in a chav world this may be the way to appear hard, in the world where you try to start fights with elderly businessmen it just leads to the dole queue.

If you're out there, don't wear shades indoors and stop being such a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Fuck
Oh well, I hope his dog dies
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Well, he lost his job.
That should be enough really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:54, archived)
# MY SCREEN
MY POOR POOR SCREEN
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)
#
screeneyes
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)