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[challenge entry] Blackmail, it's all they understand

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# why is that apostrophe there?
/although nice entry sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# hahah
also woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Because
You are virginity
(Ollly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Archue:
Virginity in a can.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# you have to get your finger under the top and flick it open....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Virginity Lasts
is the new Bond girl.

Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# bollocks, because it said something else originally
I'll change that sharpish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# super stuff!
Are you Virgin Credit in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# they weren't giving away anything anywhere near that cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# refering to the ps3 or the wii?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# PS3 I hope
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# oh, that's right. you're a 'tendo hater.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# not true!
/owns / has owned GB micro, Gamecube, Snes, NES...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# will you be owning a wii?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# will I bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# wii not?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# cause they look shiit
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Yea, I can see it getting tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ^This
new zelda looks the bees knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# i've decided that the only game I want to play in the forseeable future is GTA 4
I'm not going to buy a console again until that comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# i can't be arsed with the GTA series anymore.
just the same, sandbox, do what you like gameplay in different settings.
i'm getting a wii to play games differently. like wario ware smooth moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# meh. I don't really have the patience for playing games thesedays.
The only game I have really really really loved over the past few years has been GTA: Vice City (or San Andreas possibly) I still play that now. Every other supposed brilliant game hasn't lasted more than a week or so before i'm bored of it. With the possible note of Half Life 2 on the PC which I only played for the first time a couple of months ago, and thought it was amazing.

EDIT: And it's the 'do what you like' aspect of the GTA series that makes them so utterly btrilliant. I have never played the games through - I let my housemate unlock everything, then I spend hours and hours just messing about and exploring etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# ^this
Don't forget Rayman Raving rabbids, that looks more fun than burning a bucket of kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# hmmmm
looks like a game for kids
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# You're all gay
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# arf
maybe they could make a game for the wii where you strap the 3d controller to you pants and thrust away
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I would buy it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# really?
*sends idea to nintendo*

*waits for cheque*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# there's a market there!
*gets copyright*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Super Fwap Bros
starring all your favourite Nintendo stars

only on Nintendo Wii

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Shake the controller up and down
to Fwap off your favourite nintendo characters.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# *selects Donkey Kong*
ROUND 1!

Donkey Kong VS Princess Peach

Oh my! Oh My OH MY!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# On a similar theme
We were discussing USB powered vibrating fannies at work the other day. That pulsate depending on what's going on on the animal porn film your watching.

Surely these should exist by now....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *Thinks*
Surprisingly, I think you could actually make money out of this one.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# *Copyrights*
"The 4dam value vibrating flange"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Complete with sample library of goat pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# i fear where you work has more disturbed people than you...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# haha
Your fears are justified. And perhaps ancient. And maybe even driving an ice cream van.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# there is a thing
called Sinulator...

Also: you missed my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# he could probably smell it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Whose arse am I in then?
*looks*

Damn you Mugatu!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6601007
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# *dies from overspluffing*
You're bringing sexy back!

You've become quite the board whore again too, I see from the stats....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Weasel told me this morning that I'm number one
I shall have to slow down a little.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# seems to be bit of head-to-head today
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
#
head-to-head Fight to the death!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# I think once I get to number 1, I'll actually do some work
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# you'll be telling yourself that in two years...
incidentally.... THIS is number one:

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=4134
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# you don't want to mess with the ancients, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# no, they might Yorke-ify you
www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/275619045/

the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# what?
I call Rik a cunt many times a day!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# 65,000 posts!
I suppose at a thousand posts a week its possible
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# there was a time when I did just that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# how often does this thing refresh?
seems not to be real-time...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# erm
weekly. Or daily. Not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Daily
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# that's what i thought
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I think you spend a few weeks in the spotlight
and then fizzle like a moth to a flame
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# i won't pass up the offer of a free ps3
there'd be no way i'd actually pay for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)