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From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:07,
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why is that apostrophe there? /although nice entry sir!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:08,
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you have to get your finger under the top and flick it open.... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:31,
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Virginity Lastsis the new Bond girl.
Oh hang on...
(Oh hang on...
finnbar has officially retired,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:19,
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bollocks, because it said something else originallyI'll change that sharpish
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:21,
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;-) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:31,
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they weren't giving away anything anywhere near that cool. Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10,
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refering to the ps3 or the wii? Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:13,
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oh, that's right. you're a 'tendo hater. Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:16,
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not true!/owns / has owned GB micro, Gamecube, Snes, NES...
( mugatu,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:17,
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will you be owning a wii? Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:19,
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Yea, I can see it getting tiresome. AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24,
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^Thisnew zelda looks the bees knees.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24,
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i've decided that the only game I want to play in the forseeable future is GTA 4I'm not going to buy a console again until that comes out.
( mugatu,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:26,
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i can't be arsed with the GTA series anymore.just the same, sandbox, do what you like gameplay in different settings.
i'm getting a wii to play games differently. like wario ware smooth moves.
(i'm getting a wii to play games differently. like wario ware smooth moves.
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:27,
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meh. I don't really have the patience for playing games thesedays.The only game I have really really really loved over the past few years has been GTA: Vice City (or San Andreas possibly) I still play that now. Every other supposed brilliant game hasn't lasted more than a week or so before i'm bored of it. With the possible note of Half Life 2 on the PC which I only played for the first time a couple of months ago, and thought it was amazing.
EDIT: And it's the 'do what you like' aspect of the GTA series that makes them so utterly btrilliant. I have never played the games through - I let my housemate unlock everything, then I spend hours and hours just messing about and exploring etc.
(EDIT: And it's the 'do what you like' aspect of the GTA series that makes them so utterly btrilliant. I have never played the games through - I let my housemate unlock everything, then I spend hours and hours just messing about and exploring etc.
mugatu,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:37,
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^thisDon't forget Rayman Raving rabbids, that looks more fun than burning a bucket of kittens.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:37,
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arfmaybe they could make a game for the wii where you strap the 3d controller to you pants and thrust away
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:10,
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really?*sends idea to nintendo*
*waits for cheque*
(*waits for cheque*
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:12,
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there's a market there!*gets copyright*
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:12,
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Super Fwap Brosstarring all your favourite Nintendo stars
only on Nintendo Wii
(only on Nintendo Wii
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:18,
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Shake the controller up and downto Fwap off your favourite nintendo characters.
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24,
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*selects Donkey Kong*ROUND 1!
Donkey Kong VS Princess Peach
Oh my! Oh My OH MY!
(Donkey Kong VS Princess Peach
Oh my! Oh My OH MY!
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:33,
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On a similar themeWe were discussing USB powered vibrating fannies at work the other day. That pulsate depending on what's going on on the animal porn film your watching.
Surely these should exist by now....
(Surely these should exist by now....
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:15,
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*Thinks*Surprisingly, I think you could actually make money out of this one.
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:17,
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*Copyrights*"The 4dam value vibrating flange"
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:24,
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Complete with sample library of goat pr0n AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:26,
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i fear where you work has more disturbed people than you... Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:17,
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hahaYour fears are justified. And perhaps ancient. And maybe even driving an ice cream van.
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:29,
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there is a thingcalled Sinulator...
Also: you missed my arse.
(Also: you missed my arse.
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:20,
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Whose arse am I in then?*looks*
Damn you Mugatu!
(Damn you Mugatu!
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:23,
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*dies from overspluffing*You're bringing sexy back!
You've become quite the board whore again too, I see from the stats....
(You've become quite the board whore again too, I see from the stats....
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:27,
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Weasel told me this morning that I'm number oneI shall have to slow down a little.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:28,
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:33,
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I think once I get to number 1, I'll actually do some work AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:31,
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you'll be telling yourself that in two years...incidentally.... THIS is number one:
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=4134
(www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=4134
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:34,
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you don't want to mess with the ancients, do you? pzyko Query failed.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:39,
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what?I call Rik a cunt many times a day!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:46,
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65,000 posts!I suppose at a thousand posts a week its possible
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:42,
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there was a time when I did just that mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:44,
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how often does this thing refresh?seems not to be real-time...
( pzyko Query failed.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:34,
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I think you spend a few weeks in the spotlightand then fizzle like a moth to a flame
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:44,
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i won't pass up the offer of a free ps3there'd be no way i'd actually pay for one.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:15,
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