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# I agree
and men shouldn't wear eyeliner. Really. Guys. Stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# I wore eyeliner every day between 1983 and 1989
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# I danced around in a dress
and stuck maracas down the front.
(while drinking beer swearing and farting)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# TRUTH!
guys who care that much look like twats! Metrosexual is so unattractive...men should be men! /likes the manly men

edit: /and already has one, sorry guys ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# *flexes mussels*
*gets cockle out*
*wiggles winkle*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me laugh far more than I should admit

top work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# ahaha
I just actually properly read that. nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Well, hello there...
*flexes manly beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# That's me out
I'm so far from manly that even if I were Jewish I'd still have a foreskin.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# eyeliner and muscle = ohfuckyeah
like so
or this
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I'm not sure about the idea of not letting blokes wear eyeliner
but those are two seriously bad examples.

They look like drag queens in fetish gear.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Nope
eyeliner can be sexy. Definitely. Especially with a kind of messy just-got-out-of-bed-after-fabulous-sex haircut.

It helps if they're in a famous band or something though...

EDIT: and I saw the spitting image of you in the Imperial on Saturday - was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# but you know they didn't just get out of bed
cause they straightened their hair and really are more of a woman than I am. Not sexy...(Johnny Depp excluded from all of this, he can wear lipstick and heels for all I care)

oh well I'm off out on the londontown. now that's sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# this.
with bells on.
[the statement, not the men]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# aah
I gotta go, but yes it was and I had totally forgotten that there was a bash and I was with my friends getting one drink before we went to sound of music sing along and I figured it would be less awkward if I just kind of drank and left. Awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# you big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Silly girl, you should have said hi :)

Nice nun costume btw.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)
# looks like i missed something...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)