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# Hel-loooo
...is it me you're loooking for?



I just refused a cute french guy, here for a limited time and so not weighing me down with expectations.
I'm either pretty sensible, or just a complete fool.

Potentially both
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# SHROOMS!
i'd feel sorry for you but it has been a long* time since i have had a date** (tear)

*estimate from 8 months to 3 years
**not the food
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Similar here actually
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:37, archived)
# aww
poor you
I'd offer a hug if it was appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Why did you refuse him?
Oh Kenny I like you so much! Oh but I mustn't get attached. But I like you so much! But I mustn't get attached.
/South Park Rainforest episode
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:15, archived)
# he was french
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)
# I thought I might regret sleeping with a stranger
I've done it once before recently, and it's not really a positive thing.
I guess i was going off the theory of progress/learning from mistakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)
# *shrug*
So, it's not a positive thing. In some ... way.
I suppose it might be potentially a bit annoying if it's all too abrupt.
Maaaaybe.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
# I think it can definitely be fun
...but the guy didn't understand half of what i said, and i felt very self-conscious about my poor memory of GCSE French. You can argue that you don't need to understand a lot to get down to the dirty, but I'd still prefer to at least understand a bit first
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Oh ah.
Yes, potentially a bit awkward, I get it.
If only you could have had a threesome with a bilingual interpreter, that would have removed all the embarrassment.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Hahah!
I reckon his friends were up for it, though I don't know that any of their English was better than my French.

I'm sure the mimes would have been fun though, a bit like a group game of sexy charades?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:31, archived)
# I'm up for sexy charades
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)
# *mimes*
*brings in extra props for emphasis*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:38, archived)
# I just did a very big poo!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)
# cute mushroom :)
i have the same prob, met an aussie boy
only here for 4months.

tried a relationship but thot it would be easier to be fuck buddies!
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Hahah
Fuck buddies are a whole other game, that IS fun
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)
# nice shroom there. will it make me bigger?
and where in Derby do you hail from?
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)
# The Littlest of Overs
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)
# if you don't want to rut, don't.
maybe some intangible held you back that, in the end, was better for you. he could have herpres or a needledick or be a bad lay or a serial killer.

read a good book and masturbate, better than sex usually anyway.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Heheh
I'm not repressed, just wistful.
I'm sure I'll spare him a few thoughts later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)
# i didn't mean to imply you're repressed, sorry.
i just meant that it might be better to regret not doing something than to have decided otherwise and regretted doing it. not always can we make correct decisions, and regret will always be part of our lives. besides, it's just sex.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:32, archived)
# This
It's not like I'll never do it again


Fuck. I hope anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# this conversation + your sig = heh.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# I MAKE JEWELLERY!!!




heh. I know
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# trollop!
slattern!

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
# very nice mushroom
Oh yeah... always deny the French!!!

very sensible :)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)