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# I wish I could pretend this wasn't me
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
i did the same thing... although it was a recruitment firm

I got to the top and with the last breath i had, said "Can.... i .... remove... fit and healthy... from my... CV?!"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# aw man!
that's a FAR better joke than mine!
damn!

*makes mental note to change strip when hubare isn't looking...*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# :oD
hoorays
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Just do a new strip and post it.
When people scream "Pearoast!" you can politely point out it's the same joke with a different punchline.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
brilliant!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Haha! One of my colleagues is like that when she's been to the kitchen, which is a few feet away.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yay
Also: Have you (Anyone) ever tried posting the whole lyrics (a bit at a time) to a song which has been translated (very badly) into greek?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yes, I think you have.
I wondered what kittum was saying.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# whuh?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I had a dream
me and a bunch of people were going into a branch of Marks and Spencers and for some reason the store was way up
at the top of 20 flights of stairs, but when we got there, it wasn't actually a Marks and Spencers but it
was a church and there was a man doing a sermon and I was running around the place shouting at the walls.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# i had a dream last night
that all the worlds calculators went missing overnight! i woke up very confused
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# IT DIDN'T ADD UP!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# 55378008
*giggles*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# i707
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I had a dream that B3ta had got huge and turned into a sort of comedy Reuters
and I was the receptionist. Well, I was at the end, at the beginning I had a job interview with Rob.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
#
job interview biscuit and cakes and things
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# no, an interview in a big white room.
He had his hair up.

Looked odd.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# where's Thora when you need her most!?!?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I read that as 'moist'
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# my feeling of surprise is lacking
:P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I think she's
back in her cryogenic tube at the minute.

While she's in cryosleep, they pump Aphex Twin into her comatose mind, so when she wakes up, she's so pumped and paranoid, she'll do anything
for cash, and sell any old product, including but not limited to, timeshares, poison and mint flavoured bran flakes.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# i'd laugh
if it wasn't for the fact that this is 100% true!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I'm pumping
Aphex Twin into my mind at the moment. It's just making me want to drink more tea
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Dead, I think
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i love you Dave27
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# you dropped this:
w
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# There are gyms in America that have escalators.
100% FACT.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
woo yay
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)