
i did the same thing... although it was a recruitment firm
I got to the top and with the last breath i had, said "Can.... i .... remove... fit and healthy... from my... CV?!"
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I got to the top and with the last breath i had, said "Can.... i .... remove... fit and healthy... from my... CV?!"

that's a FAR better joke than mine!
damn!
*makes mental note to change strip when hubare isn't looking...*
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damn!
*makes mental note to change strip when hubare isn't looking...*

When people scream "Pearoast!" you can politely point out it's the same joke with a different punchline.
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Also: Have you (Anyone) ever tried posting the whole lyrics (a bit at a time) to a song which has been translated (very badly) into greek?
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me and a bunch of people were going into a branch of Marks and Spencers and for some reason the store was way up
at the top of 20 flights of stairs, but when we got there, it wasn't actually a Marks and Spencers but it
was a church and there was a man doing a sermon and I was running around the place shouting at the walls.
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at the top of 20 flights of stairs, but when we got there, it wasn't actually a Marks and Spencers but it
was a church and there was a man doing a sermon and I was running around the place shouting at the walls.

that all the worlds calculators went missing overnight! i woke up very confused
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hahah ah hh ah h a
ahsHAHSdhtrdjil srhkk
rhwnp hn45
thjn56 yu 9w45ht3r qiot4hio'5hio;ywthio;tr hi;hihi wrhio; y hio;wrt ythio eryhio; erhyerhio; tyertyertyerty
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hahah ah hh ah h a
ahsHAHSdhtrdjil srhkk
rhwnp hn45
thjn56 yu 9w45ht3r qiot4hio'5hio;ywthio;tr hi;hihi wrhio; y hio;wrt ythio eryhio; erhyerhio; tyertyertyerty

and I was the receptionist. Well, I was at the end, at the beginning I had a job interview with Rob.
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He had his hair up.
Looked odd.
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Looked odd.

back in her cryogenic tube at the minute.
While she's in cryosleep, they pump Aphex Twin into her comatose mind, so when she wakes up, she's so pumped and paranoid, she'll do anything
for cash, and sell any old product, including but not limited to, timeshares, poison and mint flavoured bran flakes.
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While she's in cryosleep, they pump Aphex Twin into her comatose mind, so when she wakes up, she's so pumped and paranoid, she'll do anything
for cash, and sell any old product, including but not limited to, timeshares, poison and mint flavoured bran flakes.