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# Yesterday's news. Today's fish and chips.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Unless its a rollerskating Freddie Mercury impersonator
i'm just not interested.

Come on serial killers, try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# is that a mitchel and webb referance!

BEARD!!1!!11
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# No. It's just the fact that beared men are always the suspects.
And the police always pursue the angry loners.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# haha reminds me of monkey dust
"we are requesting that members of the public report and local nutters or suspicous men with crazy staring eyes"
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Quiet people who keep themselves to themselves and never bother anybody
should be locked up

EDIT just read the comments further down... seems like i'm a bit late on this one
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# *strokes beard*
today i have been told i look like Toulouse-Lautrec

:) but taller
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# It's not a compliment.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# i gathered
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# It's Happy Toast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# hahahahahahhaahha
although he is clearly ginger, and I am one of the 3 non ginger types on this forum.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I'm not ginger,
and nor's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# that's numberwang
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I'm gonna have to ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I think it has something to do with
serial killers always having beards, and the current suspect has stayed true to the rule.

Although, I don't know what the suspect looks like, so I don't really know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# It's true
all serial killers and high profile murderers have beards.

They also have no family to stand up for them, probably a histopry of mental illness, live on their own, have no friends and generally won't be missed by anyone.

They always 'keep themselves top themselves' as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Yes.
They're always very quiet, never bothered no-one, never did nobody no `arm never, Gawds my witniss, cor blimey, I mean, like, `e only livved nixt dawh dinnhe? I cad `ave bin killed in me sleep or summit. The pleese shud do summit `bout it, shudint they?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)