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(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# and yet
what's the alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Indeed Phil
Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# No sex on the first date
/tarts
;)
/runs, quickly
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# pffft!
...oh. Well... yeah. Um, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I couldn't think of anything more concise
than "first date". Putting "the first time you have sex with a loved one" just wouldn't have done would it.
Goodness, mnb098mnb, you are pedantic and presumptious.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Nah fuck it
first date's just fine...
(Mattyboy, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# heh
sorry nana :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# No worries
mate. Only jesting, and trying to get my point across to everyone else in the process.
Therefore, that makes you "The Fall Guy". How cool is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I used to love that program
I don't mind, I usually have to be Princess Leah in the games I play so I'm happy to be the fall guy for a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# after all
I'm sure you'd never do it on a first date would you sir!
(Mattyboy, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# 1: Wait until the second date for "relations?"
2: practice, a lot...

3: accept the fact that you may suffer a "mild loss of sensation" and use it to your advantage!

3 is my preference, I'd say more but I'm too much of a gent. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Celibacy ?
Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I'm sensing issues here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# better than
tissues innit.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# You beat me
by a minute!

Great minds think a trike
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# No,
just tissues after the date
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# miiiiiiind
piiiiisssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# beeeeee
aaaaccccchhh

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# woo!
and indedd yay and hoopla, you have never ever been so right. (edit apart form the first date bit *ahem*)
I hate them. but they are a nessasary evil.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# or
mate for life

duh?
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Let's hope she thinks you're nice"
That's a GREAT line.
(Monkeypuppet, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 2:59, archived)