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From the Album Covers Gone Wrong challenge. See all 738 entries (closed)
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From the Album Covers Gone Wrong challenge. See all 738 entries (closed)
( , Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
Does this give anyone else
teh fears? Something in the eyes...
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:55,
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the image was taken
just mere moments before the yellow duesters were inserted into your arse and cock (in a swollentip.com stylee)
or is it just me?
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:57,
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or is it just me?
why would i want to click a link that
has a naked child on it?
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00,
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aaargh!
*the sound of the nice men from Operation Ore knocking on my door*
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:01,
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excuse me, I think you dropped something.
Here -- have this spare apostrophe:
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:27,
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hahahahahahaha
now that is FUCKING NASTY!!!
NSFW!!
actually, just NS
:D hahahaha
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:00,
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NSFW!!
actually, just NS
:D hahahaha
Thank you
Thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me since my short break in Ipswich
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:02,
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and printed out each frame
and laminated them, and put them on his wall
and then started target practice
:D
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:05,
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and then started target practice
:D
You all know me so well
I shall be furiously fwapping over it after work.
I'm sure I shall wank myself senseless.
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:07,
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I'm sure I shall wank myself senseless.
Yup...for my sins
scarred for life now...cant get image out of my head...need mind bleach...
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:04,
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its worth it just for the dizzy feeling of nausea
similar to your first Goatse exposure
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:06,
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Nah, check Wikipedia
She's legal pretty soon.
Which will totally ruin the flavour</hull>
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:09,
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Which will totally ruin the flavour</hull>
Wha!?!?!
First That bird from Charmed
Then the Olsens
Then Hermione
Now Stephanie!!!!
Noooooooo!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:11,
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Then the Olsens
Then Hermione
Now Stephanie!!!!
Noooooooo!
Aye, I know. It's a fucking tragedy.
They should find a way to preserve and mass produce the best jailbait 'tang before it gets ruined by the insidious clutches of time.
Infact, it's the perfect argument for the legalisation and advancement of cloning... then we all can have one!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14,
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Infact, it's the perfect argument for the legalisation and advancement of cloning... then we all can have one!
If its for your "own consumption", technically it shouldnt be a crime!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:15,
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We're fucking doomed, aren't we.
If there are a god/some gods, they hate us for this.
Unless of course Garry Glitter is god... then we're well in!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17,
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Unless of course Garry Glitter is god... then we're well in!
Does he strike you as an inversitile molester?
He'd hit it. She might soon be legal, but she still looks like there'll be no beard on the clam.
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:20,
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Someone will have to invent a rapid ripening serum
possibly created from the over-ripe 16 year old models, ground up and liquefied.
I don't think the ethics comittee will mind that, do you?
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19,
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I don't think the ethics comittee will mind that, do you?
ethics? we're discussing cloning preteens for carnal use
ethics dont come onto it (so to speak)
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:24,
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That can be our slogan!
"Ethics don't come into it, but you can, in any orifice you please!"
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:28,
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Right
Which one of us is taking this idea to Dragon's Den for financing?
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:31,
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I bagsy the quality assurance job!
Jesus I'm so going to Hull.
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:34,
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thats why Michael Jackson has a hyperbaric chamber at home!
its not for HIM!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:16,
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Legal soon?
Stephanie (played by Julianna Rose Mauriello) is a fictional character from the childrens television show LazyTown. She inspired the citizens of LazyTown to get up and go. She is an 8 year old who has pink hair. She came to town to visit her uncle, the mayor of LazyTown. At first, no matter how much Stephanie tried, she couldn't get the others to play along, so she asked for Sportacus' help. When Sportacus finally arrived, the whole town worked together to make LazyTown the best place to live. She also holds the secret recipe to a really great cake, which is "a piece of cake to bake."
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 16:39,
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Headlines
Stephanie and Sportacus in Lazytown Nights: The costumes come off!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:08,
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My lip reading skills are a bit nonexistent...
.. but isn't she saying "I'd rather pee"?
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:09,
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Y'know, that's exactly what it looks like
But that's not at all conducive to my hummus. So schtum!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:10,
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Note to self:
watch more children's TV...
...while Mrs The Blue Aardvark is out.
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:14,
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...while Mrs The Blue Aardvark is out.
eww.
covert cebeebies fwapping. like throwing one out over cat deeley on a saturday morning and the camera changing to a 12 year old boy as you reach the vinegar strokes! And you mum walks in, followed by your wife, followed by the vicar.
this has never happened to me
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:19,
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this has never happened to me
why not.
Then sid james walks in and his "nyah nyah nyah" laugh, I receive a hand-job from Jeremy Beadle using his gimpy hand while the tweenies sing "number one"
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:25,
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Oi. Put Muriel down and get back to work.
You naughty Inigo...
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:40,
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This thread has gone a little off topic
so,erm, yeah.
Iggy pop. Dusters, good pu...
oh fuck it.
We're all doomed to Hull!
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:27,
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Iggy pop. Dusters, good pu...
oh fuck it.
We're all doomed to Hull!
it is mystery flickr girl
who I'm now convinced some folk on this board are in love with
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:31,
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hehe
i was just interested in what swollentip was, and its that old chestnut
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:08,
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i have a strange grasp of my swollen tip right now too
just for you
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:21,
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Hello!
I've just used the last of the sandpaper to roger a new B3tan on a previous thread.
sorry
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:03,
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sorry
Yes, I saw.
Don't worry - I'm going on shore leave for a while tomorrow, I'll pick up some more.
Is there anything else we need?
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:17,
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Is there anything else we need?
Signed nudie pics of the cap'n. I've found they're great leverage when it comes to payrise time
we may even get paid this time
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Wed 27 Dec 2006, 15:30,
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