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[challenge entry] Thought I'd get off my arse and do a comp entry...

From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(hadeslady, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)
# This
is fucking fantastic!

*waves* ello missie
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Why thank you guv
always happy to bring a little light in to the lives of the ordinary people
(hadeslady, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Haha
I like this.

*Is not a twat!*

*enlists to prove it*

*edit* You may want to compo it though
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)
# *shoots in head with friendly fire*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Fortunately I think you missed both my nuts.
Now to find something to stop the bleeding.

'ning thor! Can we have some more andrew today?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)
# 'Ning 'Nong
yes you can, what would you like to see andrew doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Chrickey, I don't know.
Maybe in a film of somesort. Like Rambo.

But not open water. Thats a terrible film.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:55, archived)
# i'll see what i can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# poor Britney, pissed again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)
# pfffft!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:56, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)
# better compo it then
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)
# good point
nadgers
(hadeslady, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Nice one, that makes me chuckle.
Pssst - compo it though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)
# hey
nice star
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)
# That poster makes me want to join up
but I believe the upper age limit is 26, i'm just too old to die horribly in a dusty hell hole whilst carrying out what is essentially America's misguided foreign policy.

Bit political that, bum flaps minge (just to lighten the mood)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)
# cor! I still get to join before April then.
*signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)
# 33 now dude
or even 34, them's getting older in the trenches!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)
# You can join up at 33?
Edit - For regular army soldier, 30 is the upper limit (so i'm still just in the range, doh)

www.armyjobs.mod.uk/RegularArmy/Requirements/Age/Soldier/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)
# so....
you've got to the age where you should die in some cold hell hole living off a piss poor pension then?
(hadeslady, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)
# What, Harlow?




13
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I see you too are going for the big 5k
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Look, my house might be cold and my pension may be piss poor
but i've got...um...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Nice....i like
How much?
i give u my first EmilyWoo of the day.NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/c61877337bd7c8bb7536/emilybo.gif


u like?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)
# cheers
nice oo's
(hadeslady, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:54, archived)
# damn...just thought, you may be a lady and not like woobly's
i shall make manbly
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 16 Jan 2007, 10:11, archived)
# i am a lady
doesn't mean i can't appreciate boobage
(hadeslady, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
this is all teh great!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)