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# Has Britney Spears shaved her head then?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *goes postal*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# ning micto
did you have a look through that profile on flickr?
the guy that does the fetish wear stuff?
there's some excellent pictures for vectorising
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# yeah i had a quick scan
there are other things afoot at the moment though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Like feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# not really
i like legs though

what do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# On women or men?
Women- wrists, elegant shoulders, necks a nice round bums.
Men- Big shoulders, height, facial hair and also nice round bummage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# On women mainly
How much facial hair do you like? Stubble or full grown beard?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Any, really.
a decent bit of stubble's nice, but then so is a full beard. My guitarist's got a loevly beard (he looks not unsimilar to Nick Olivieri) and the manwife's got a smaller beard and tache combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Whilst shaving
i've always wondered the cut off point from stubble to having a beard. How do you know when you have a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)
# if you can run your hand over your face and it isn't scratchy, it's a beard
if it's still abrasive, it's stubble
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)
# when small animals
nest in your face.
thats when you have a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# people point and laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Don't ask me, I'm female.
I just do the thigh rubbing at beards, not the theory of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I've always found a few mm is a good length.
Like a #1 for hair clippers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I hate it when i've not had a shave
I feel like a scruffy git
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Men shouldn't gut any hair anywhere on their body.
Long hair, good beardage....lovely.

We worked out yesterday that if the manwife's hair wasn't dreaded it'd be about halfway down his thighs by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
# each to their own. I personally don't 'do' facial hair, or long head hair.
I'd probably have my head shaved like I used to, if the missus didn't hate it with a passion.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I had short hair once
but then it grew out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Tis shame!
:D

Hehe, nah. I understand this makes me only attracted to bikers, metallers and hippies.


No bad thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# there are 2* types of people in this world
Those that are bikers/metallers/hippies

and those that are not. I am not.



*345657
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# More's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I am in fact the complete opposite of 'your type'
short, clean shaven, short hair* etc etc. IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE!1.



* ginger, at that.



(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah but you speak welsh.
Which is one of the sexiest things a man can do.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# there are two types of person in this world.
those who divide the world into two groups of people, and those who don't.
i think, sir, you are of the former persuasion.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)
# i've got a tache and chin beard thing
A goatee!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)
#
e s
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Beards ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# yup
feet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# And inches.
You imperial bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# You Rebel scum!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Cockney Rebel?
Why do I suddenly have Billy Idol in my head?

Oh who cares. *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Oh Mr Soooooooooooooft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I once knew a girl that walked like Mr Soft.
Very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# was she on acid?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)
# No, but I may have been.
It's always a piossibility. I am known for licking wet wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)
# with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Always :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha!
you got caught by mrs micto.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# nononono
she is resignedly accepting of my 'hobby'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)
# i've got some sauce pic books for ya
all going well i'll hand them over at the imperial, plain packaging, discretion assured.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
bonzer!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# art pamphlets?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
#
vectorising wanking
yeah, there were some very good photos

have you ever scoured Deviantart's fetish/bondage section?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Poor postman
Having to carry you about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# THERE'S A WHALE IN THE THAMES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# the whole 'whale in the thames' thing didn't go on this long
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# As long as what?
Britney or me asking for soponsorship?

(soponsorship - the thinking man's sponsorship)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# either
both
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# i've sponsored you before. What makes you think I should do it again!?!?!1!!?111?!?!1oneoneone?!?11
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Nothing at all.
In fact I really don't like it when people ask me for sponsorship and will not feel the least bit put out if nobody sponsors me. I'll do the run and have bleeding feet either way.

I do like to bang on about stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# haha it's ok I was just messing.
I'm sure I will have a few squid to sling your way when I get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# TROUSERS BEGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# The sponsored trouser gonerising isn't for a few more months yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)
# There's a whale in the paparazzi?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# John Peel has murdered 7 hookers with a stingray
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# CRIKEY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Haha, this made me chuckle
'ning drac
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Morning
Is it coffee time yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I'd say so
Another half an hour till brie&bacon baguette time too! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Thats sounds fingerlicking good
"one brie & bacon baguette and a coffee I.V. drip please....what? do I want decaf? are you taking the piss..."

More col-drac canteen adventures later.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Pope. stingray. thames.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# NO WAI
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# YA WAI.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *tries to think of suitable reply*
OMGRLY?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)