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[challenge entry] What's green and hairy and goes up and down?

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(GruffEddie, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# the jolly green giant's arse when he's on the job
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Anna Nicole Smith's cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# DOOF!
Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# afternoon Sir!
'noon all! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6897498
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Noon wankchops
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# who the fuck are you calling wankchops
you faces covered ape?

'noon! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# "faces covered ape"?
That's really freaky.

No, you've actually weirded me out just thinking about that now.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# fucking hell
a monkey covered in faces!

what the fuck kind of twisted science created this beast

does it have multiple arses too? it'll shit itself silly

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# bindun
/southpark blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# yes
I'm aware of that

I was just wondering about it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# erm...
did you make these?
www.b3ta.com/board/6897416
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# i replied
but ta for your concern

/B3ta police, DISSMISSED!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# at ease
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)
# wotcher, mr h.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hello there sergeant
I have recenctly acquired a 5CD set entitled "Grow Fins" that may be of interest to you...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Just imagine the state you'd be in if you listened to the whole thing all the way through...
Anyway - pop it in the post, there's a good chap.
I'll swap it for this poor, third-generation ferric tape copy of Wet Wet Wet's 'Popped In, Souled Out' that I've pinched off my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# all right hobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hello nobs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# 'ello
ghlees
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# you would
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Alright horrible?
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hello there sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Oof!
'nings Horrible!*



*Translation: Hello stranger!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# yo! K-Mart!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
genuine tea+monitor moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I'd hate to cause a fake one
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
Seamilicious too :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# You're so mean!
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# the dead baby on my cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# dude...
seriously.... just.... ewww
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
you selfish bastard!

you should share!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# WORRA YOU SAYIN ABOUT MY MUM?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# She's sour and fruity
and GREAT in crumble.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# mmmmm Crumble
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# i know you do Dixie chick
i've kept all the letters you sent me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Ironman?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *licks*
www.b3ta.com/board/6897538
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# YAY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# oi
this is a no grooming zone
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# what about fapping?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Now that's GOOD science!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
'lo, you sly old young pub gropist, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Did I grope you?
I'm so sorry, I was rather drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# That's what they always say.
It doesn't heal the mental scars.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)