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[challenge entry] Ideally there would be no daily mail...


NB Bedroom Bully is sold in my local caribbean grocers. tastes yuk.

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(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# HATE CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# LOVE CRIMINALS
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# DRINK COCA-COLA
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# EAT VEAL
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
#
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i am pathetic
i used to listen to the audio of trainspotting on my walkman

i loved it so much
it was only since it came out that i started having very short hair :S
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# when i read that
it sounds the way it does in the film.
cos i am scottish
and being scottish is great.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# It is
and having a scottish inner voice is one of the perks.

ya beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# what the fuck is bedroom bully?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# It's a Bully in the Bedroom
'noon sexy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN (the wrong) ONE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# office lol
you shitter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# kinky sex with Jim Bowen
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Keeping out of the black and in the red
Nothing in that game for 2 in a bed

edit: That was funny, you fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# a tonic
supposed to get your err going in the bedroom dept...includes 'horny goat plant'
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# you are diamond joe quimby!
AI err CMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# are you fat tony?
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# no i'm not fat
how did you know i was called tony?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# i thought you were Walter
the german
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a whole thread this un
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)