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# Haiku time

Apologies for quality again
Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/6966567

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ^THHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!1!11!1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# SSSSEEEECCCCOOONNNNDDDDEEEDDD!!1!!!!111!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAPS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Fuck off.
I'm not emo
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Don't cry about it
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# AHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Perhaps he means
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips

It's hard to tell as we can't hear your high pitched wack voice over the internet, if indeed you are Emo Phillips.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# maybe not.
after all, i don't understand you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# The Wind is Wet
And I have had breakfast
WATCH OUT DOG
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# it's late....I'm tired....
which must be why that seems to make sense!
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# It doesn't make sense...
because it's a Haiku.

I think not making sense is the first requisite.
(Agent Orange, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Christ
is it bad poetry Tuesday again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# and for no other reason than its not worth its own thread
have a filtered boat.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *finds edges*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaha
you know... you're correct
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# my affection
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I think you'll find that AN edge
We demand more edges:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# or "find edge's..."
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I didn't want to spoil the fun
by finding them all, you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# yay
is that find edges??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ashully its
glowing edges

my original photograph here:

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/mussel-fishing.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ahhh yes
now that photos lovely!! :o) woo!

big fan of the old filters me - i used one of the edges filter in this tutorial - www.pompeysworst.talktalk.net/tutorials/glass/glass.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# pretty good for a simple filter
*makes mental note to play with more filters*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Did you make this with
an etch-a-sketch?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ^this.
Not only are you not emo, you are not artistically gifted.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Haikus are just great
I always wish that I could
make my own ones up
(Agent Orange, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I write haikus too
I'm getting better at it
except for the third lines
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# you forget season
for it is needed to show
or haiku be not


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# pedantry abound!
I'll have another go then
As for a season..

bollocks..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# you're all utter cunts
all b3tans are cunts for sure
except me that is
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# cunt it in the fuck
cunt it in to have no luck
summer piss arse hat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# winnar!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# innit innit yeah
innit innit innit yeah
innit winter yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)