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# Morning Rants...
There is no longer ANYTHING to watch on morning-TV. On BBC you have a crappy cartoon about a bloke who's dad turned into a stone hammer - it's REALLY shit. On the other BBC you have these talk-show hosts who I absolulty hate. They are SOOOO fake, and the girl does'nt have a braincell in her body. She is soo fuckin' thick, asking questions to people who died in a fire 'Gosh, you must of felt terrible. It reminds me once of when I was little and set fire to ants...gosh...' Fucking thick bitch. On ITV you don't get much better, and I can't remember what's on C4, but it's cirtainly not viewble material for anyone with a brain. On C5 is cartoons. And the Sky Box is downstairs !!!! What on earth am I supposed to wake up too???


(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# an alarm clock?
an hour's commuting and then a shitty job?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# But that
Does'nt give me the will to wake up, I need something interesting, like britney spears naked reporting the news.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)
# I can't believe you haven't heard of
www.nakednews.com - NSFW if you haven't guessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# i was trying
to point out that you should count yourself lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Well...
I've got a good job thats shit pay, and about 45 mins travel time.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Why don't you just post a daily rant,
instead of watching tv?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# tee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Good rant
But I feel that you could probably do with stripping out the punctuation and make it one verrrrry long sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I'm confused
as to how they're questioning people who died in fires...
(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# .
'Twas an example of the kindda things they do. Like they would have the kindda following stupid convos

"Are you the mayor of london?"
"yes, indeed, I am."
"But are you deniying that public opinon says 'your a cunt' ?"
"Yes"
"But you said you ARE the Mayor of london..."

Trying to be hard-hitting - how FUCKING stupid is that? They ask things like "Was it hard" to that bloke who went to the North Pole (or south, I can't remember) - There are LOADS of examples.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# .
Thank you but if I made it one long sentance everyone would get really confused well some people will anyway
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Get a job?
Just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Have one
.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Well what the feck are you watching daytine teevee for?
Unless you
a) work from home
b) are 'working' from home for the day
c) are pulling a sicky
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Could work shifts
Might not have gone into work yet. Maybe 90Nz0 sleeps in work?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Ah yes, good point.
(slaps himself for sterotyping all jobs to be the same getup-commute-stareatpcallday-commute-sleep monotony as his own)
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# .
Why not publish your morning rant on your own Blog?
Or do it in m3ss3nger, and save us the bandwidth?
(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# i second that
/morning rant
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# ..
Bordering on spam, silly chicken.

Edit: I'd be happy to read your rant on M3ss3ng3r.
(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# hehe :)
here. have a ciggy.

i'm all out of peace cigarettes. so you'll have to settle for some hope instead.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# .
me have Big-Heap Peace Pipe.
(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# i DO have the Peace cigarettes somewhere..
just don't know exactly where - so no scan today.
/me takes hit of Peace pie instead.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Natasha Kaplinsky
Natasha Kaplinsky
Natasha Kaplinsky
Natasha Kaplinsky

Nuff said.

picture here

Note: though she is an attractive lady, it's her personality that make her so watchable, she really just seems nice

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# The new female breakfast presenter..
she just seems so.. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# She is
so dirty.

Or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Nope
In my mind she is dirty as dirt itself.....
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# i second
that
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Nice ...
and vapid.

She'd be better off on GM:TV or C4. I want real news when I get up, intelligently put across. And to continue this rant, I've stopped listening to fivelive in the mornings, as two of my four hated presenters are there. Now if only they'd employ Chris Evans and Danny Baker, they'd have the set.

Twats.

That is all. I may photoshop something later to get it out of my system. Suggestions please.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# 'asking questions to people who died in a fire'
wow
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# LoL
Ok, to the family of those who died in fire :p
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# (daytime) teevee is crap shock
validity that staring at a PC screen all day is better than staring at TV
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# throw away your television!
Why not... read a book? Go for a brisk constitutional walk! Smell a flower - pet a kitten - make your mum a cup of tea.

If something unnecessary makes you angry, don't do it! And you could also give some thought to not boring the rest of us with it, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# hear hear
where where?
there there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Silly chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# excellent pootle
you silly flump :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)