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# Dubya's motivation techniques were as unique as he..


(i need lunch)
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# boik
my lunch has just come back to visit......not a nice mental image!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# shhh!
thems fightin' words

or you might just be in material breach of a resolution and get nuked

woo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Cue jokes about
'wanna see my weapon of mass destuction', etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I'm
in material breach of my breeches?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# that is like soo funny
i luvs it
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# oh no
that's horrible
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Tee Hee!
Very nice.
Slight threadjack - I wish I could 'shop at work, coz i just found this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2682423.stm
It's just not fair! *Sobs, stamps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# is true..
offer to improve their website or make brochures.. surely they'll grant you the 'shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Sadly not
They've already got a whole department doing that - and they're a bit fussy about people ftping stuff out - for reasons I can't go into.
As it is I'll probably have to kill everyone on the board now *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# just
make it quick, i'm still kinda waiting for ftp here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Ici
www.web2ftp.com/
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# ooh you
little star you
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# You, sir / madam*
are entirely welcome.

* delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# The 'Anti War Protester'
Looks like he's been to visit 'The Daddy' from
the last series of League Of Gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# have i
seen that cat for sale in various soho shops?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# that is fucking incredible
is it shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# course not
all you have to do is squeeze their left testicle with a crudely forged pair of tweezers made with bread
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# yes it is shopped
only a little,
but it is shopped.
edit: I wanted to keep a tiny amount of reality in there to make people think that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Noo..
It's SHOCKED! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# that is
totally bonkers

and i just LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)