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# ooo happy day, my first post!
(scuttles back to the relative safety of lurkdom)

sawreee if it's been done already but i just couldn't resist...
(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I
w........
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# indeedily
thats why paper bags were invented *FACT*....*ish*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I
like your FACTS. Any more?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
# *FACT*
I have run out of facts
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)
# FACT!
there will be more facts from M@rkoni later!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# could we replace that with Ms. paltrow's severed head
from earlier on please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Paper bags were invented
so you put them over YOUR head!
That way you can still get a blowjob without getting too disturbed.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Scissors were invented so that you cut a hole in the bag...
so you could still get a bj AND see the goods....if you know what i mean *F-A-C-T*....so there!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# but not
if the goods look like mo mowlam.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# very true
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I thought a
2 bagger meant you had a bag too, in case hers fell off?

/chauvinist pig
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# It's...
like tightrope walking - fine as long as you don't look down
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# damn
richard james has let himself go hasnt he
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# waaaaahhhhhhhh
That is so yes but no but maybe.....from behind...

you have been a member for 103 days but never posted? Is this a record?

And don't post a picture of some vinyl and say 'no this is'!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# gawd bless b3ta
for my newly emerging photoshop skills
(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# cracking pair
of earings
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
# you see...you're messing with peoples heads!
boobies - always!
mingers with boobies - probably always aswell...!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# .

as if by magic *ping* the shopkeeper appeared
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)
# i like
boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)
# *FUCT*
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# boobies


Hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# One
of the finest albums of all time *FACT
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# indeed
it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# hello - nice you delurked after all this time!
welcome.
(just incase you don't know - for future reference, like, anything that looks a bit porno gets changed to a link, because alot of people are at work and if someone walks past their screen and sees porn, it'll get em into trouble. Mind you, after 103 days I reckon you might know that already come to think of it, sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)
# tis the cover
of whatsisnames album windowlicker! minus the scary woman head of course, his had a blokes beardy head.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
scarier than the original!
[EDIT] first post? have a woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)
# aphex twin wooyay
it seems to go well with that munter...

(matt'twam'asi, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# double woo yays???
i'm overwhelmed ... really!
thankyou kindly b3tars
(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# b3
tans
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)
# of course, obvious really
polly g's
(toxicstressbunny, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)