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# 'Hijack MY religious festival will ya?'
He'll probably stab Santa some time in December

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)
# :*(

jesus is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Thought that it was
kinda the other way around?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)
# WOO!
Hammertime!

TJ: Is B3tards borked up for everyone else too, or just me? I can't see the Geocities link in the newsletter, half this board is having trouble loading the pics and now the IMDb forums are gone too! The end is near! Repent sinners! Think of the children!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# are you on virgin
if you are did you ever specify a proxy server in IE preferences

try removing it (as virgin are removing proxies slowly)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# eh?

I've also noticed pissy virgin broadbands slow speeds
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# yep
there speeds are shot, when it was telewest/ntl it was a lot better

i was a virgin customer for 4 days (until i cancelled) my 10mb was more like 14.4k
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I didn't change any settings.
This morning I posted a pic on B3tards and it worked fine. Minutes later and I couldn't see my own pic, even though replyers had no such trouble... I hope it's just something temporary.

FOr exemple, I can't see this one anymore: www.b3ta.com/board/7052532

Ah well, I live in Holland, so all this talk of virgins is lost on me. Isn't Virgin a record lable? (lol, never mind)

Thanks for the reply, but I'll just sit it out. Works most of the time.

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Virgin have bought over NTL/Telewest who are a cable/broadband company
and B3tards can go wonky from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# b3tards been in borkland for a while today.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# in other Easter news, I got a new hat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Hmm. Sexy.
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)
# it is a sexy hat
but I don't really do it justice.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Oh, I woudn't say that.
/flirting blog
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I can offer you a voucher for a free test at Vision Express if you like
not sure they have those in SA though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I think you're sexy.
Just a statement of fact.

How do you know I'm SA'can? I don't believe I have conversed with you before.
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I know everything
I am omnipresent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# what about me
you wanted to cop a feel earlier *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *cops a feel*
dear god! You need a warning sign on your pants!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# why
they are clean on
and no wanking has occoured today
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# the package
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I'm a slag, aren't I?
*squeezes*
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# cor!
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I don't believe rape will be necessary, but we can pretend.
*struggles half-heartedly*
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *is aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *YES!*
*waggles hips*
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *groans with delicious delight*
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I'm terrible.
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# you haven't seen anything yet :p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# no i used to work with slag
and that stuff got in my hair too much
and i dont think of people as slags
question, in SA idi you ever meet a guy called david robinson (works for konica minolta)he used to talk about someone with the nickname bou?? is it you??
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# No, I'm afraid I have only afflicted B3TA with the BOU incarnation.
And I don't know a David Robinson.
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)
# ok soz for confusion
i think it's his ex wife, but he is still a virgin ober in SA
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I'm a bit confused as to how someone with a wife can be a virgin...
*scratches head*

But each to his own I suppose...

;)
(53020, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# That may be
why she is an ex-wife
(Pretty strangers and promises, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Did you know there is a small alien parasite sticking out of your mouth?
I suggest you kill it. Nice hat though.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I actually set it on fire and inhaled it's last mortal remains.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Good man!
I shall do the same. I hear they're full of delicious nicotine.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)
# it's nutricious!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# hope you kept the receipt ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# shush you :p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# They should sell fezes at tesco
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# mine, dear Dave, is somewhere in Northampton
I'm hoping it homes it's way to Cheeky Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Not fezzy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# see above
I might have to invest in a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# haha
that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)