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[challenge entry] Sorry

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# TAKE IT TO HEART!
TAKE IT
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# true
bastard ginger macs, burn them all!
(GIbbonsrwild, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# As happens with weird frequency on this site
...I've never actually seen the original to that ad, only all the 'shops

What was the point of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ...
so mac could bost about how mac's are "so much better " than pc's
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# aaawwww...
did all the fat block up your pc's interenet connection?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# which one...
there are several versions *shrugs*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# so that mac users
can show their inate superiority to the rest of the world, we're better at everything etc etc.. whereas in reality, PCs are better in every way

God those adverts annoyed me!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# No, really
I get that it was one side of this ficticious war rubbing the others nose in it...but what was it?
'I'm a pc and I'm slow and unfashionable'
'I'm a Mac, and I'm the dog's bollocks'

?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# well..
basically the one with the brown hair says 'hello I'm a PC, I get viruses all the time, and I'm difficult to install', etc etc.. the one with the ginger/blond hair says 'I'm a Mac, I'm built for music, games & fun'.. all of which is total lies, of course.

I was willing to drop the Mac/PC debate, but this has opened up all the old wounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Aww, I'm sorry
I was just curious

*offers soothing hugs and things*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# you're such a floozy
offering "things" to all and sundry all the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Maybe?

I'm happy with who I am though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# So are we girl, so are we ;P


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i never said it was a bad thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# haha
sorry, Macs are a pet hate of mine.. I used them at university and they annoyed the hell out of me, I mean how much trouble would it be to put an EJECT button next to the fecking CD drive??

Grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Same. They are totally fucking useless.
I've argued the case so many times with other people and the ONLY thing they can ever come up with is 'Final Cut Pro', which is a bit of a waste when you're a shit editor sticking together crappy home movies and not exactly the editing software of choice for hollywood.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# This is what Mac really gets up to. (NSFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCL-qnBQzUo
(Woody999, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# who fucking cares
i like a fountain pen! WHAT?! mmnnng! fountain pens are GAY!
use a biro like everyone else!
actually i use a rotring 0.5mm it's far more precise
but it costs a fortune and is meant for graphic work, not writing, you SPAZZ!
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I's haz crayon
'ning matey. Good Easter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# i'm knackered now
basically redid the bathroom
and reorganised my shed
i have to mow the lawn later
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Lucky Mrs. Mictoboy:P
Yeah I'm having to move a stupid amount of stuff back to my newly refurbished office.

Ok I'm pissing about on B3ta and not doing any moving at all.

I did move my calculator about an hour ago though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# we've mostly redecorated the front bedroom
all this while i've had this icky cold that's been going round.

done almost no vectoring... *shock*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# It's 2pm now....
....you are on b3ta...
...that lawn ain't gettin' mowed today....!!
Trust me I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# it will
when the little boy wakes up
i'll do it while mictogirl gives him his tea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# cheese?!
just say no to dairy!

/bored of the whole thing by now
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I got bored with it when the compo started
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# only then?
it was old by that time... *y a a a a a w n*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# True
but the fecking compo just gave another excuse for iAds reposts.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# too true...
I've reposted mine a few times already...
only as a response to some of these though =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I have buttons on the side of my mouse
and I use a pc

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dsc00319.jpg 162k
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# You've also got a nice crusting of dirt
next to said buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# but but
my mouse has weird buttons on the side. muahahahaha.
Although they don't work anymore cause I used them too much...
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)