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[challenge entry] Tesco Fuel

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(moffatt, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)
# is it tuesday again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)
# The Easter holidays
are like an endless Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:57, archived)
# *For your crimes against the internets I sentence you to enternal Tuesday*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# No!
I choose LIMBO instead.

Limbo-limbo, thruppleparty limbo-blast! Dance skeety, dance skeety, limbo-ba-wa cavorty splot.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
I've only just come online and now i have to head for the bunker...FUCK


*lights stove
"cuppa char anyone?"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
# we really should get DSL installed in the bunker one day soon...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# asl?
lolsomg etc
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ladyboy/22/phillipines
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Anyone got any tissues...or a sock?
I just shot my......
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I say old bean
good shot

Bloody job, or it would've been all over ones helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)
# horlicks for me please
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Why the fuck would I travel
an extra 300 yards if the price is the same?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:57, archived)
# The power of God's lethargic eye
will compel you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
#
lethargic lazy

I like the idea the god has a lazy eye.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# God is crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha what a wonderful thought
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i wish there was a clicky thing on this. and i don't care if it's a repost because i've never seen it before and i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Hoorays!
It's good taste like yours that will save the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Majestic.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:18, archived)
# I was thinking the same... and then I was distracted by a loud noise
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
# was it your brain
falling out your arse in despair?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
# That noise is indicitive of the End of teh Internets
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Shell is a fair bit more round these parts
and they don't give me Clubcard points which I make a point of only spending on sweets and toys

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:01, archived)
# or sweet toys
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Facts^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Round these parts
the Shell garages tend to be 1 or 2p a litre dearer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't know what in the name of Satan's hoary sack you're on about here.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:26, archived)