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# Silly sausages
Just had a rather objectionable spam advertising a sex shop which was foolish enough to include a phone number - *** **** ****. Have fun.

Mod: Try not to post stuff that could get the board sued for harassment, mmkay?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Yes,
because I have nothing better to do than phone sex shops for no discernable reason.
Silly Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# admitting the problem
is the first step on the road to recovery.

we're all very proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# as long as he keeps to the restraining order
the police won't bother him...
(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# You neither?
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I'm sure your mum would like to hear from you
?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# i've
only just received my first "if adverts were honest" email.

my frineds are so last week.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I'm
still waitin :(
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# i've had 3
ner ner na ner nerrr
same bloody 1 tho' grrr
be more different!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# what's a frined?
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# it's when you put Ned
in some batter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I believe they are..
..things you get when you don't broadcast your wank schedule.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# *fact*
ewe are Wrong !
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Darn!
You are right!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# female
gonads.

that's why they're weak.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# are they hairy?
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# don't
be daft!

only german birds have hairy frineds
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha
daft woman......i think i love ewe.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# What the frig is a
Charm School For Men?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# to teach us how to belch a nice tune
and wait til ladies have left the room before bottom burping

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# the mods
got in there pretty quick! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Yes but some of us have got it on redial...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# But... but...
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Um, good point...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# w/y/h to the mods!

hope i dont get beaten up by a rocker
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)