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# I often pretend to be American
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)
# i often pretend to be a scuba diver
it impresses the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I try
to pretend to be attractive to ladies.
It's not impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# you try to pretend?
jesus, you must be one hot mutha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I often pretend to be a lady
to impress scuba divers!

We should double date!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Of course, when I'm in USA
I pretend to be REALLY British. The chicks dig it man.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# So I've heard...
Do your best Dick Van Dyke voice and you're away!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# You wouldn't believe how true that is
Even I could get laid in America
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# he invented
the DVD you know... FACTish
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# What?
No he didn't...oh, I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# And he used to be called Cock Van Lesbian..
..but he changed his name to get into acting.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I pretend to be a lady
to pull scuba divers....


argh! b3tan again!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I pretend
to be a diver so | can impress scuba ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I pretend to be amusing
to impress people on messages boards...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i pretend to be a message board.
no-one finds me amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I did pretend to be a massage board
But the constant greasing didn't agree with me...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# You
chip it in...
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# You say tomato
I say vibrato
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Potato,
Po-tar-to,
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# No,
potato/potatoe
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Lets call
the whole thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Uh...
Pho-Taaaay-Tow?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# The
Thai cousin of Mr Potato Head.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# sorry,
The Spelling Police already picked it up..
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)