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# The Best Girlfriend In The World.
Having told my girlfriend that it is National Pie Day I come home from work to a
'Happy Pie Day' card and a selection of sweet and savoury pies.

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I think
that's really sweet! I don't think I've ever done anything like that for anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# and maybe a lil special pie later??
erhum coat
(Harry Monk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# you lucky, lucky
bastard!
(tomorrow is National BJ Day you know)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Aww. I wish I had a girlfriend like that.
Actually, I wish I had a girlfriend.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# that is so cool
is it really pie day today?
cos i've only got pizza...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# sure is
www.piecouncil.org/national.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# "sing pie songs"
erm... I only know 'sing a song of sixpence'
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# make pie charts
seems a bit dubious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i wish
i could pie
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# yay!
i better go find a pie then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
fantastic pie fest!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# That's so nice!
Tell her tommorow is national oral sex day
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# ' don't need a special day for that.
, but sh'e gonna get real lucky tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Don't eat all the pies at once then!
Save some for afters!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# and they say
romance is dead

*cough* Are you, into ... pies?

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Hot apple pies?
Pork Pies?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# That is sooo
sweet! You lucky man.
(allergic to curry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)