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(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# cockney loop
the man is his own slang *closes eyes and waits for star trek type dielect rift*
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *it dawns, that if i shaved, i'd look just like him...*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# never
shave
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# don't shave
most men look a bit better scruffy anyway.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ooh ello
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# 'ello
how do?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# quite nicely thank you
just off down the baker's for some lunch.

how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# about to go to the gym
having a fruitless week, so using today to burn off some anger.
quite proud of myself, really.
edit: obviously, i mean fruitless in the sense of no work. i am eating enough fruit.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^This
(Manwife is a beardy)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# you've met the manwife?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# She's got her own now it seems
It's all very confusing.

God, I love beards tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I would hope so
Some of the stuff we do together would be a little awkward if we'd never met ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# how very bizarre
doesn't captain wow mind?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# My manwife
Not hers. Or is it easier for me to call him Mr Trellis (or more worryingly, Mr T?)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# He's quite a hit with the laydess Mr.Hats.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ^ THIS & THAT ^
Hhahahahaahhahahahahahaha

*clicks like mad* This is the funniest thing ive seen in forking yonks!

Genie Arse!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# don't shave
and iron your clothes, you'll be fine.

The problem lies in being like him, not looking like him anyway.

*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha!
i haven't ironed my clothes for 2 years
*hangs 'em whilst they're still wet*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# just before he hit the charts in the states
my friend in NY was introduced to him by a tour manager, he spent ten minutes telling her how fabulous he was in the UK, and she, in her infinite wisdom waited till he finished, stared at him long and hard before saying:
"riiiight. f*** off."
yay her
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# haha
excellent. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I'd agree
But would teh ladies like it? Hm?
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
that's good to nknow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Lollers
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# stop with the james blunt references

we all know he's a cunt and don;t need reminding of his smug dowdy face
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I would never tire of slapping his face with a crowbar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *hammers nails into crowbar*
*hands crowbar*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
geniune laugh at that one, his head looks mis shapped as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Didn't someone once say he has the Incredible Hulk's haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# jamie cullum - piano slapping twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)