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# hello peeps! :)
tonight i have been mostly spending a long time drawing people i have no time for.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I hope that's Lily Allen
Not ugly enough but I hope it's that useless piece of human detritus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Snap
aka mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Oh miss Flowerpot. I could never shower you in that nammer.
without prior invite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# i had hoped the caked bingo
around her beak would've given it away.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
Who is it?
From the frockage I thought it might be Lily Allen but it's not is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# it is :(
i gave her her dad's hairline.

her her? argh english it make know scents!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Top bottom lippage!
Bah, English is a silly language.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I've seen worse.
I know a sentence which has the word 'and' five times in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Do reveal all
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# OK
Imagine you are typing/writing/painting a sign for the name of the pub 'The Dog And Duck'.

You will put a space between 'Dog' and 'And' and 'And' and 'Duck'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# my dad's a book publisher and editor (see my latest QOTW entry)
he bums stuff like that, just how retarded the english language can be

edit: www.b3ta.com/questions/workexperience/post79463/
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Does he take unsolicited submissions....?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm
possibly?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# there are worse
www.geocities.com/oosterwal/puzzle/had.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I've seen that one before
it's a debatable semi-colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# you're a debatable semi colon
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I have no issue with the gak
as I'm guilty myself. I just take issue with the fact that somebody must make her believe she has a talent. Much like her pikey dad actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I reckon she's got a lovely voice
That whole mockney thing completely wastes it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# the ching is fine by me.
www.b3ta.com/board/7137520

but i fucking hate that talentless prick. if i were to 'sing' terrible poems over decent ska records im sure i would do it a lot better than her.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Don't try and be
'the streets' now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# actually i go by the name Jamie T
/lied about doing it better than anybody
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Carmen Miranda?
Coked off her trolley?

Edit: *feels oooold*

who on earth is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# keith allen's daughter Lilly
she produces horrific records and gets expelled from expensive schools.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Ah!
right about the charlie then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Nice!
now do Paris
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# have.
i thinks there's a video of it around here somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# arfage
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I can't condone all this Lilly Allen hatred
she is a top girl and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I think Lily Allen is brilliant.
There's something Dylanesque about her.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# DYLAN??
You're comparing Lily Cuntrag Allen, who plays no instruments and struggles to hold a tune, to one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century?!!

That's not even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# ^all of the this
lilly allen can hold a tune. that's it.

edit: dylanesque=brian ferry's new album. brian ferry's son is an utter cunt. lilly allen is also the offspring of a famous person. she is also a cunt.

YOU'RE RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I'm sorry but
it's like saying Avril Lavigne has something of the David Bowie about her
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# don't be sorry. im agreeing.
i fucking hate her.
by all means, lay some more vitriol down :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I quite like her
I've not analysed why though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# nice one, spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# cheers!
*spoons*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Nice drawing....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# ta :)
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:58, archived)