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# Does a Penguin shit in the snow?


Edit: missed the polar-type-thread a couple down
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# RIS
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Inflatable penguin/newspaper/open lav
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# The answer is yes!
:D

1
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *readies Tattyshop*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *drops trousers*
*picks them up again*
*refolds*
*carries on putting clean clothes away*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *holds breath*
*goes blue*
*falls over*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *renders kiss of life*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Oooh Ivy
Show us yer bare ankle, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# :O
Also, some association wants to ban smoking whilst driving for being too distracting.

FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Yay! More legislation! Just what we need.
Mind you, as a motorcyclist I do get burning fag butts lobbed into my lap fairly regularly...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# and at no extra cost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I know! I always stop to say 'thankyou'
Don't get me wrong. I'd fight for people's right to smoke if they want - but with the right comes the responsibility to not let it interfere with your driving.

Following the 'ban it it's distracting' logic we'd also have to ban mobiles, car stereos, food, drink, Sat-Nav, passengers...

And don't get me started on the number of f***ing road signs these days, all shouting for drivers' limited attention in their flourescent yellow borders...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# The most annoying thing
in the world ever!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I've no idea what went on
but woo to this pic!
And of course, not all penguins shit in the snow as you have just proved.

Of course the Pope shits in the snow though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# You sunk my Kamchatka
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# you shanked my jenga-ship!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# You bledged my thrumble-frop!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# you Xed my Y
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
.
.
.

They can't get the wrappers off.


[coat]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# because
polar bears live on the north pole, penguins on the south.

that's quite far to go for a snack.
(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:47, archived)