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# Cops are getting REALLY tough round my way...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# What happens if you do cross him?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# shame on....er....cross him....
A fool can't be fooled again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha
now Tony's off, can we have George for a while??

get him on Have I Got News For You

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# have I got PFIs for you, for the next 25 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# this was my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# He won't understand the rhetoric of the title though.
Imagine being THAT booking agent.

'No, Mr Bush, I didn't mean for you to answer me, it's the name...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# you wake up with an antelope's head in bed next to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Kinky
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Rape, murder, arson and rape
Stampeding cattle isn't much of a crime!

Through the vatican . . . ?

Kinky . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# WooYayBlazingSaddlesHoopla!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# my fave filum
FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Heh heh
TJ: Right folks, there's nowt on the telly: what should I watch?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# The Extraordinary Adventures of Goatse!
also, 'noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# 'Noon
But I don't have that one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# that's because
I haven't made it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# want me to film?
or lube?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha
hello Sir! I am a little unwell, so the dayshift gets the dubious honour of my brief return.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# BOOO!
Get well soon, chap!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# How's about
The warriors, or Princess Bride, or Blazing Saddles, or The Goonies or or ermm....ok I've run out of DVD boxes down here to name. Wotcha Mrs T
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Princess Bride FTW
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Damn tootin'
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Wotcher funny person
Saw Blazing Saddles the other day. Princess Bride might work though. Or I might be really childish and watch Treasure Planet.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# we're at something of a disadvantage
as only you know what films you've actually got
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hundreds!
Most of the Disney ones
Three Mel Brooks
Half a ton of James Bond
Star Wars
Star Trek
Jane Austen
Tom Clancy
+ others
And then there's all the tv box sets!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Have you got Six Feet Under?
Each of those is a good way to waste 13 hours
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Sadly no
Do have all the series of M*A*S*H though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Treasure planet?
I'm guessing it's a space version of Treasure Island?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Disney film
Highly underrated imho
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I'll have to watch it now
as I'm a film addict, and not knowing a film annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# 'noon horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# 'noon medi!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# 'noon
most horrible of horribles :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hello gorgeous
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# a book
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Currently reading 'They Came and Ate Us'
But that's upstairs and I'm downstairs, the dog's asleep on my lap: it's all too much effort...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# type rude words into youtube
see what you get
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# type normal words into pornotube
see what you get
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Did that yesterday :-)
Somehow ended up watching David Tennant on Ready Steady Cook: not sure how!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# A girly taking a day off sick?
Isn't it some sort of law (or old charter or something) that you have to watch Dirty Dancing?

If not, then it's got to be Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Meh
Not in the mood for DD and I haven't got Ferris Bueller.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# breakfast club
3 amigos
joe versus the volcano
tron
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Scrapheap Challenge
all day on ITV7
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# robert llewelyn needs a blunt object speedily applied to his face
the smug eyebrowy CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I have a blunt object ready for Lisa Rodgers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# you dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# that's axle grease
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Life-size cutout of Bruce Springsteen dancing with a mop
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *parp* *burp*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# do you have to rape twice to have it counted as a crime?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# we don't know that we're not to cross him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# He makes you watch awful Steve Martin films
because he's the father of the pride
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *smacks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Dont get catty with me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *sharpens claws*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace pun, that's the mane thing


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# ...
*roars with laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# It's all in the timing
you cant beat a well timed comedy paws
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft!
He didnt do nuffink!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Rebel rebel
You face will be a mess...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Ooh,
you don't want to do that
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Bad things will happen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hehehe!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Excellent.
Anyone remember Clarence the cross-eyed lion?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# no, no . . .
we're all too young to remember Daktari . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# It's athletes foot cream innit?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Except you and me,
Hi DTH!

Edit: Gosh, it's like a senior citizens' outing round here
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# eh?
speak up?

nice bit of 'am, yes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)