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# ah the south, world renowned for its cusine and its hospitality!


Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. 'Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!'


EDIT: I got on the popular page! I'm popular, go me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that's fucking top work sah!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quality
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I never noticed how smug he looked.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# That
is

Awesome

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# NSFW? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Now come on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# love the paint mash stuff in the profile.
top work & hummus dude.
here, I award you the official SPN steak of the week.....
i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/TomHazelgrove/DSCF1737.jpg
/cant be arsed resizing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Happy berfday!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# That's very well done.
He looks quite.... inoffensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Ning a ling Ron
How goes it ducky?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# 'ning Muffins!
all is grand
just booked a dirty weekend to Amsterdam
the queen of hats has never left the country before
should be fun! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Goooooood plan that man.
She'd best love it.

Go to a coffeeshop called 'Funny People' - it's the best in the Dam.

Have you ever had dutch gear before? If not I'd tread careful, it pisses all over ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i've been a few times before
it's such a lully place,
'till the sun goes down....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# And then it's even BETTER
Remember no Irish pubs (expensive) and to go to the zoo to see the capibaras!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ooo! i haven't been to the zoo before
how far out from the central station is it?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Down the main road
For a mile ish. Maybe less.

Basically go down (is it Reeperstrasse? something like that) the main road until you hit Dam square, then keep going. It's on the left- it's signposted. Couple of minutes after the big bridge by the park.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# cheers me'dears
i'm really looking forward to it
roll on june 14th!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *claps for you*
I hope it's all lovely. It'll be fucking HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Morning Cap'n
everything ship shape?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Bristol fashion!
*throws some bras about*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I'll just hoist those bras up the mizzen
and we'll be underway in no time Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# boo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# good vecotring:)
People of board, I rarely come here but think I'd like to move back in. Would you accept me?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Depends
First you must endure the ritual of initiation.
Gentlemen, get the paddles
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# i'd even draw some picciess
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yes make with the pictures
and then with the paddles!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Post a few redexes.
endure the flames.
get bummed.

Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# That would all
sepend upon the circumstances of your last visit. Did we treat you like a leper, bumrape you or both?

;)bollocks to it. Open your heart and feel the abuse Love.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I was swimming yesterday lunchtime
and in the pool was a guy who looked exactly like colonel sanders
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Is it because
he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly?
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Smartarse!
(Nursie, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim,
that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.


(Hello Nursie)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# But how can you hate the Colnel?
(Nursie, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# because...
he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.
Smaaart aaaaarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# HAH!
Much better than mine!


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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
I knew someone out there would have done it before!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# As far as b3ta is concerned you were first
I never posted it because i did it before i knew about this place a few months back. Thats why mine looks so shit i learnt a lot since then :p
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)