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# Just back from Sri Lanka
I thought I'd offer you a photo...

(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# you go to sri lanka
and all we get is a bloody picture?
thanks.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# it was that or a wooden elephant
you don't deserve a wooden elephant
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# aaaaawwww
i want a wooden elephant! it'd go great with the stacking turtles my sis is bringing me from spain.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# wooden elephant?
share! share!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# wooden elephants are the only souivenir in sri lanka
it's not quite as nice as I thought, what with the 3rd world status and civil war.

Still, cheap steak and beer.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you can't whack a decent steak
as long as it's not donkey
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# true true
but they do eat fruit bat out there. Would've liked to have tried that.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# have you tried snake?
it tastes like cardboardy chicken with the texture of rabbit. not bad, though.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# elephants?
is that why they have big ears?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# /wont pay the ransom blog
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# you sod
i don't care anyway, apparently i'm getting a real treat from portugal
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# has anyone done
a where's wally <> maddie shoppery?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yes
lots
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# sick
bastards
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
it wasn't me lol
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# B3ta
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah,
Especially those who leave their kids unattended whilst on holiday!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# they said that
loads of other parents would do the same. i would never do that!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# If you don't want to take the kids to a resturant,
don't have 'em in the first place.

Ooh! bash tieme
laters y'all
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# 10 billion times
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# lovely photo
well done
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Liar!
That's West Byfleet!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Nice clouds.
I like clouds, me.
I took this in Orlando:
farm1.static.flickr.com/196/513285255_ab48881de3.jpg?v=0
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# It looks like a flappy bird!
EDIT: Bloom? Shirley not?!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I like the way the V shaped clouds placed centrally draw the eye down to the centre
of the picture, which then jumps across to the diagonal flag pole and rippling flag. The occupation of the lower quarter with the slightly convex horizon due to barrel distortion is also a interesting touch. The dark strip at the base frames the bottom of the picture.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I liek pebbles.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# i liek
fruity pebbles
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I liek choooocolate milk.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# si
and i like potatoes
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# SI!
AND I LIEK POTATOES!!!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I liek ceeeeeereal
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# together they're bloo cheese
my mate calls me cheese because he says i'm bizarre and i say things for no apparent reason.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# No
He calls you that coz of your feet smell:P
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# my feet stink
but that's beside the point. all this talk of cheese is making me hungry, i'm off for lunch.
laters.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# before the last few films i've seen in the cinema,
they had a bloody long trailer with these things in - bloo and his crew
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# FOr any real point
Or just a Foster's Home mini feature?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I prefer bam bam


(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# but he's not fruity
or is he?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ooh
I love fluffy clouds!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Dear Sir...
I recently ordered two items from your country. One was a small orphaned child from Sri Lanka and I notice that although the money has gone from my account that the child has not arrived.

The other item was a years supply of KY Jelly and that arrived intact and in good time.

Can you please advise on the delivery of the kid.?

Your's With Ghee
Mr Rosenberg
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:03, archived)