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# A KillerKitti fangirl who asked me to draw her. Angela.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# lovely
did you tell her she had a 6-legged spider on her chest?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# No...
but the emails her and her friend sent me...well...here's an example:
well me and a friend were bored in class. and we decided to surf the web. and we were lookin at images of chris from cobra starship and ur site came up. we just wanted to let u no that u r very very good. and we r jelous! lol haha but yeah if ur ever lookin for nething new to draw... WEre here!! =]] hahah lol well i would appreciate it if u write back. well thank u. ttyl =]]
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# you kerazy kids
and your interweb ways. ;)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I'd have written back, correcting her spelling and grammar.
But that's because I'm a pedantic git.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Well done!
:)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I REALLLLLLYY wanted to.
But I knew I had to be sorta professional about it.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# A correctly written email
should have been the price you charged for the picture.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Five MILLION of your Earth pounds.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# sigh.
one day, reference works on English will say:

"you are" - ancient form of 'ur'.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# what will they say about apostrophes?
"[Ancient English] A mark sometimes used to demonstrate a possessive relationship, plurals, or just at random all over the place for no reason"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# The latter, ftw!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# yeah man
it drives me banana's innit :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# You can tell that where I live is a bit posh
The greengrocers use correct punctuation.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# greengrocers posh?!?!
blimey

you must live somewhere like Hyphen-By-Ra or something :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# It may be a bit posh
but it's called Nork.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Nork you say
there's comedy value in that

:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Oh there definitely is.
Especially for Nork Park.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# do they have a sign up?
"pick your own" ?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not until I fix my printer.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# *glees*
:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Oh ba'by!
you'r aposto'phe's drive me ma''''d!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *spluff's*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# you should animate that
:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# oh! you mean xmas. you must be using an archaic pronounciation, like when you say "ask" instead of aks
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Pffft!
And somehow from that you could tell she wanted a picture?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# did you answer: 'what?'

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Lovely!
I've missed your pics, whilst I was away.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# :)
well, you're back now!
where were you?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Nowhere,
but without webs at home for three and a half months.



orange are cnuts
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Oooh.
I'm so so so sorry. i hate losing interwebs.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# reg asked me to draw this image of him in greece
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Why did you chop him up?


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# he be using his soft down feather to float
funny story, just out of shot is a greek waiter with his kebab and beer, he's a crazy coconut is our reg
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I can see him floating in the water
with a cocktail just out of shot
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# is that a self assembly dukduk?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Looks like water not greece
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Not Rippon surely?!
Woo
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I didn't realise you used to be F3ral!
Why the name change?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# everyone thought he was an arse
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I shall refrain from making the obvious reply
Hard as it is.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I had to change it
As he was after my boy bits:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yet you are still mongychops
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# trademark
the butchers will be bigger than dewhursts within 10 years
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Sorry I thought it was from your school reports.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# nah, they always said disrubtive influence
and a poor spella
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I got declawed
I had it ten years and I fancied a change. So I spent 20 months with Trappist monks meditating under a waterfall, wrapped in in a kid goat skins pondering teh meaning of existence to find a new nick.


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Rippon?
What?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Damn you youngun's
*shakes fist*

*still has change from shiny sixpence*

Angela Rippon was a famous newsreader in 347BC.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# And she appeared in the first issue of 2000AD
In the strip 'Invasion' which I have just started re-reading.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# and she's mentioned in a billy bragg song
not that that helps
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Mentioning musical acts that KillerKitti has never heard of
what goes around comes around.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# And she keeps live puppies in her underwear.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# yeah,
but i do that.
who doesn't?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# The bones popping when you sit down heavily
make me hard.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I don't
(prefer them dead)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:44, archived)