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# first date went well
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# The most beautiful words a woman can say
and a beautiful pic
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Aww
those 15 little words that mean so much
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# three most beautiful words in the Engligh language
I LOVE YOU All Day Breakfast
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Thats love for you
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# 'ning



19
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# 'ningles
naked time i spy?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Aye, indeed.
I've got hardcore shenanigans planned ;)


16
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I look forward to it mi hermano
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Or as we say in Sweden:
Jag har sylt i muttan
men du kan ta mig i pruttan
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Fantastic!
I'm printing that out and sticking it in all the catalogues at Ikea
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Romance is alive and well
I heartily approve
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# a likely story
it's probably a pre-op tranny that doesn't want 'mr winky' discovered.

it's a classic set up that's happend to thousands of us, hasn't it?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Hell yeah!
there's dozens of them in my local, 'The Cock and Mimsy"
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# indeed......
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Woo!
I have a mate whom this happened to on a first date

100% fact!

made his arse sore tho*

*that bit may not be true
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# He doesn't look too keen!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *sniff*
So romantic.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# stop sniffing it!
it DOESN'T SMELL OF POO YET!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
*puts peg on nose*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Those first tentative steps in a new relationship
are always the most exciting, aren't they?

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# wow
...brought a tear to her eye i'll bet...

or ...true love never sounded so kinky...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# better ending than hollywood could manage.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Has anyone else...
Actually had that said to them?
I have!

Although i was offered both entrances to choose from!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:48, archived)