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# Superb
..having never done one of these, is it difficult to do?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# no -
use paint for best result.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Thanks for the tip...
where can I buy this paint program?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# all good record shops
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# out now
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# but wait!
is there more?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# No,
there's not
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# there isn't?
well fuck that then

I'm going to JML
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Get the JML cash away.
Do you spend all you money on non-shite.

THEN STOP.

the new JML cash away is the best way to rid yourself of money. Our JML plastic shite on a stick will leave you feeling robbed good and propper.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# but I really need that inflatable clam sheller with free dog scissors
and extra pack of ClamGleem™
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# the JML cash away is all you need.
iT might look like bright yellow plastic - and thats because IT IS.

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# yellow you say
*strokes chin with intrigue*

go on - you've peaked my attention
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# piqued
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Many thanks
it has been a long and hard day and I'm world weary .... and now I've got to go and write a dissertation.

which sucks
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# i'm making an animation for them right now
for the ubershit pro ceramic vegetable peeler.

i've seen this product up close for a couple of days now. it wouldn't last 3 minutes in active service
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# pro vegetable
mong
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# :D
"WITH THE NEW PRO VEGETABLE MONG YOU CAN MLMLNGLMLLMGLMGLNGLMLGNGLMGLNGLMGLMGLGNGNNLLMGMGMG"
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha
it really is a house of tat.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# that needs to be in song form, a la madness
innit

"welcome to the house of tat"

:D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# it's only meant to last long enough to be advertised
and then shipped to the moronscustomers who really are fucking numbneed these greatshite productswaste of earths resources

:D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *waves*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *surfs*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# *drowns*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Your profile of controllers is like a tick list of my youth....
and damn fine work too.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# was that aimed at me?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# aims at you
*FIRE*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# your bullets cannot harm me
my wings are like a shield of steel!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# turn tazor to full power
steel eh?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
my wings are like a shield of steel!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# yes
well, more or less pointed in your general direction anyway.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# cool
cheers by the way
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Not really
Most time-consuming bit is usually finding good source pics... Just saw the eagle on the BBC news website and thought "That needs adding to something."
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# just find one in real life
you'll not have to photoshop it.
saves loads of time.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# They're native to Northern Latvia if i'm not mistaken
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Thats the grey lesser wing.
They are more common due to the peanut fish being protected after the 1980s lake fires.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# those lake fires were a terrible ecological disaster
when will people learn! water and fire just DON'T MIX!

still the peanutfish pie festival was pretty good that year :D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# good year for pie
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Although I always have trouble holding the buggers still while I cut bits off them...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# You ever tried catching one of those little sods?
Although I suspect if I was into taxidermy, I'd be making things like this IRL.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# heh
there could be an actual market for that

I'm not taking the piss either

tho I dunno what kind of nutter wants some crazy random mixed up critter glaring at them from the mantelpiece
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# headswapping and that lark
is a piece of piss providing you are proficient with masks and selections. it's the blending that becomes an issue but there are hunnerds of tutorials, just google for them.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:14, archived)