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# SPACE MARINES!
Like the ones in Aliens. Or Starcraft.

vs some aliens maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ^
Sexy space marines! Of the Warhammer 40k variety
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Sexy? Warhammer?!
What are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I knew a girl who played warhammer.
she was of a dateable standard too. Naturally wouldn't give me the time of day.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# This has totally turned my perception of the world upside down
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# my lady dresses up as a orc (or something, i dunno) LARPers
and runs around fields with likeminded people
:P

it all sounds a bit kinky to me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# This is you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was just trying to look for that clip
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Everytime I see that clip
I just want to hide away - the sheer cringeness permeates the screen and enters my soul!

Is that guy saying "Ligntning Bolt" as he'd feel even more of a tit saying "Bean Bag"?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# This^
How could he not work out that giant had immunity to lightning/beanbags.
he hit it like a million times
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# pfffft
the clapping makes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# ....wow. Just... just... wow...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# haha
bugger me if that's not a good reason to bring back eugenics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ............it's not contagious, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# LIGHTNING BOLT!
*throws beanbag*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# HAH!
Eat my +56 Magic Defence bonus, spell castling BITCH!
*Inserts battle-axe into Keyboard Weasel*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Saving throw!
*rolls*
*fails*

Magical Dodge save!
*rolls*
*fails*

Luck save!
*rolls*
*fails*

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# oh my
and i thought playing with tiny figures on a table top was sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# all hobbies look sad from the outside
i bet you have a few :)

not me personaly, but i'm sure there's many that think
drawing a donught headed fishboy is not the most
coolest of past times :D but how wrong they are!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# from what she tells me
the in character pubs sound the best bit

surely it's just acting, but without a camera or script
and for the sole enjoyment of the participants, and not an audience
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# my past time involves being a superhard ninja
so i flip out and kill people if they say i'm sad.

infact i chopped some dudes head clean off for just thinking it the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# LIES!!!
Ironman was never as geeky as you ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha!
he just hid it better

honestly, i have more respect for someone who has the guts to LARP
than anyone who wastes time on their PCs playing MMORPGs
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yo! that's me!
I play an MMORPG but as a game rather than as an acting-in-character reolplay experience.

I find it fun and rewarding.
and it gets me laid
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ^THIS^
i think the southpark episode says it all.

i really don't have the dedication to spend hours and hours playing online.

i'd like to have invented the subscription system mind, blizzard must be raking it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# and isn't paintball
just LARPing in a mordern combat kinda way?

bunch of blokes pretending to be in a war
shooting your mates through the trees :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i'm afraid i must admit to doing both of these activities.`

labyrinth at chiselhurst caves.

and i played paint ball quite regular when i was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# anyone know where to find the clip of the
D+D guy getting arrested for shooting his mate with a crossbow?

I seem to remember it had all of the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# youtube
magic missile

or soemthing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha!!
no, i've never been
i like to do my "pretending" on my games console
in the privacy of my own lounge :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I like to build a fort out of the sofa cushions when the lady is out
And stock up on rubber bands and sandwiches to see how long I can survive the siege when she gets home.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ha ha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# pftt
no power on earth is going to prevent me doing this at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No matter what she says, Hold the fort!
The rubber bands help repel her early on but after a while you'll just have to grab the walls and hold on for dear life
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Or perhaps this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFLEakMpQWA
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# funny
but may be staged
it has that air about it

ha ha!
i typed that bit before they "shot" him
and then started laughing on the way to the car
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# It's a TV show.
Reno 911. I think it's dong the rounds on Paramount comedy or Bravo or something now. Very funny.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBF-i-XF7nw
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ahhhh!
i think i saw the film advertised a while ago
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I'd forgotten about this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Thats awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Ladies can play Warhammer.
....but not Warhammer 40K.....that's just wrong......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# you lie
We all know girls don't play warhammer.

Was it a long haired emo by chance? Would explain the rejection...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Don't know.
She's probably an emo now. Or a lesbian.

In retrospect when you're 15, any girl who plays warhammer is dateable
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# my friends respective wives have all passed around a book called
"so your husband plays D&D"

or somthing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# collecting shoes
isn't too far removed from collecting dwarves

they're both important in the eyes of the collecter
pointless to everyone else

it's the curse of human intelligence
and the need to occupy it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# .
who plays warhammer
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
#
who plays warhammer
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# oops
/hands mind towel
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Big Shoulders, Guns
and Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# This!
Adeptus Sororitas!
Struggling to fit their big boobs into their armor =)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
Witch hunters ftw...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
Inquisitors kick Witch Hunter arse (See profile)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# neat
I played DH for a while, they were hardcore. but the WH had bewbs and they were the only spacemarines that weren't overpowered.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I used to paint and model miniatures*
of Adepta Sororitas and Tyranids. Never really got the 'playing' bit, the semi-art bit was more my thing. Rather calming.

*only miniature I model now is my tiny penis
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I tried playing it.
But we (my friend and I) had a habit of making up rules we couldn't understand. Also, we were both Space Marines, which made things difficult.

I really wanted to get into the playing scene, but I attended a games day at one of the Games Workshops, and the guy running it was such a complete CUNT that it put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# yea, most people who go to Games Workshop are obnoxious
You've really got to get a couple of friends into it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# there does tend to be a bit of a mini-hitler thing at work sometimes
Our local store (Oxford) was run by really genuinely enthusiastic guys (obviously, not girls) who seemed to understand that their personal restraint when teaching made it better. They were a credit to their overzealous breed.

I used to paint+model rather well (if I do say so myself) and tended to place/win in the local cometitions til a Golden Demon winner moved in and shat on me from a massive height.

la la la.

Edit: also I can't FUCKING SPELL
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# This was the one at Bedford.
The guys at Luton were alright.
The Cribbs Causeway employees are like cave-dwellers. The shop is in the corner of the Mall, and it's often dark. It's tiny, and there are only 2 employees there, who can usually be found hunched over a table the size of a tolet seat, painting, and occasionally grunting at anyone who comes in.

Still the main office at Nottingham is good, except they got rid of all the huge diaramas they set up about 10-15 years ago :(

Oh. Got piccies I think (NERD ALERT!): Flickr
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# My first husband used to work at Games Workshop
He was a cunt.

*muses*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# they do ALL have that same little triangular beard...
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# That should have alerted me to his cuntishness
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Halloween repost
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hah! That's grand!
What's it made out of?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Well...
Polystyrene
Upholstery foam
Papier Mache
Wire
Cardboard
Duct Tape
Paint
Velcro
Clear Plastic
Glue
Tubing
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I'm trying to decide
if that is cool or just way too geeky...

Although the fact that I am considering it being cool means my own geek factor is pretty high.

Yep, that's fukcin cool!
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hurrah!
*goes off to the loo in a haze of geek fueled horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:31, archived)