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[challenge entry] Desktop teh evil!

hurrah! me baby's entering this particular compo!

From the Office Art challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Erm
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# he's following a theme
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# not for long though
thank fuck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# A Windows XP theme?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# don't poke your tongue out at me sonny jim!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *stabs with needle instead*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *SCREAMS!*
*needle phobic*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ah so that's why you have a problem with my piercings :D
I knew I'd find out one day
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
you big gheyer, it's only a needle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# it's the extraction of blood via a needle to be specific
i can take injections, it's nothing to do with pain

just had a nasty experience when i was 16 before
my "big op" and i've been the same ever since

and no, your piercings are nothing to do with that
either, that's more a jewelery thing for me, i don't even wear
a watch, i just don't like things hanging off me :)

although i like Thor hanging out the back of me :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I fainted when I had a blood test last year
I fucking hate needles, and openly admit I'm a complete coward.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# They don't exactly 'hang off me'.
Well, only one does.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# big op
what big op?
you one of them transgenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# haha!! yeah :) *chases*

i had my rib cage "opened" and a metal bar inserted when i was 16

when i was 17 i went back to have it removed after it had done its job
they opened me up from under the arm pit and whipped it out

i still got it at home somewhere
looks like a tyre lever
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# why in gods name did they put that in you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# to correct something
*pseudo plastic surgery*
:P

that was 14 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pigeon chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# yes dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# :P
*pecks*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# haha, you love it you slag.

i actually don't mind the whole giving blood thing, i find it quite nice.

and its cheap to get pissed afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Is that a pair
of those funny bouncy things you stick on alice bands?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Deeley boppers.
Not to be confused with Cat Deeley's chesticles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
#
cat deeleys chesticles could in no way be described as "boppers"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# No, suppose not.
I like Cat Deeley, I have very fond memories of SMTV live. Ah, Wonky donkey, how I miss thee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Cat Deeley's chesticles
could be described as "unwanted".

Cat Deeley is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I would.
In several ways.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Yes, but you'd do the Beverley Sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *Googles*
*Spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ^^ this
The Deeley is yums
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# oh aye, she's fucking hideous!
!?!?!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# She's a Manc slapper.
I have no desire for Manc slappers.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Isn't she from Birmingham?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# A Manc from Birmingham?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Brummie = even worse.
/poor recognition of accents blog
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# pfffffffft
i like her :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# she's got a bit of a wonkey face.

and she's knock kneed.

but if i were to do her it'd be in this order.
Arse, Gob, Arse.

if i had any left in me i'd probably do arse again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# /viz
referring, i believe, to gabrielle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Coat-hanger jawed singing hexagon
Minnie Driver
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# or
"whoppers"
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ARG
(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Argh teh fear
*hides*
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# this^
took me a while to get it though
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# what a headline!
"SEARCH TO FIND TOT FOR WINNER'S SLOT"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *applies lube to daughter*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I like the headline
for the evening post: "WITHOUT MY EYES I WOULD BE NOTHING"
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Yeah, but you should see the guy who's saying it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# The Residents!
i like the residents
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# is gary glitter released soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# there is a clause at the end that states your baby must have opposable thumbs
bloody welsh.

also the page seems to be spacking and it's hurting my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)