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# £10 on God to win in the first by knockout
Oh and HAHA :)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I donno, Darwin has a bit of a vendetta there
If God gave me a willy that small, I'd also hold a grudge
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *gets out binoculars*
He did, didn't he?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# it'd never stand up in court...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# or anywhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# 'Ning Phexy
Nice pic of wasted earlier: just saw it before the internet crashed :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# 'ning Sexy McTrelly
thanks very much.
why did your internet crash?
you downloading all the porn again?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Damn, sussed
No, we don't know why. Just a shitty connection that does that from time to time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# bloody nhs
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Ah, but mine isn't paid for by the NHS
So that doesn't work
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# ah
bloody whoever pays for yours

*weakly waves half clenched fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ours does it all the time.
i feel your pain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ahem.
petrina
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# dish?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Fish?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# but without no money it's still a wish
and I don't like to dream about getting paid, so I dig into the books of the rhymes that I ma... actually - KoHs isn't here is he... erm, sorry everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *slap*
mind your manners benjy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *rubs ear*
ow!! what did i do?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# it's not what you done
it's the way you done it

now go to your room!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# awww!
*goes to room*
*take trousers off, draps self over bed and waits*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *fetches the drill*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Cheat! Cheat!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i resemble that remark!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I don't mind things like that...
It's kind of reassuring...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# you're a bitter man
aren't you.

*gives number of a fantastic plastic surgeon*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Can you get willy enlargements?
Would you always be at attention?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# John Wayne Bobbitt did
Right after his wife cut it off
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# We're talking about the God of Gods
the one and only Holy Spirit universe making entity.

Put it another way. Could God beat up a Bear... probably. Could Darwin...No! So by using logic we see that i win £10
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ah but
Darwin could front up to God

but God couldn't

cos he is him*


* may contain point somewhere...buried...vague

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hmmm i see you point
But dismiss it as wizardry!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I donno, Darwin could probably hold his own
And what kind of bear are we talking about?

Would they start with small bears like teddy bears and then work their way up?
Or just create one awesome bear?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Well in my mind i was thinking of
a bear that evolves whilst fighting. Starts off small and gradually evolves it to a awesome fighting bear. Which would probably develop it's own style of martial arts.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Surely it would evolve to a point where it could beat God?
Thus becoming God in a highlander type scenario?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yes but all it knows is fighting
So it would travel the universe searching for another opponent who could match his powers. Destroying the universe in the process. So we go full circle and that explains the big bang.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Darwin vs Ultrabear
ft. Fiddly Cent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)