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[challenge entry] I've got my serious head on today...


plenty more facts to come....

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# at some point
the message of "gods love, love for your fellow man, and respect"

turned into "shock and awe"

too many people follow the "shock and awe"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I am both shocked
and awed to learn this
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# in that case, god needs you to give me all of your stuff
and he also wants you to cover the cost of you giving me all your stuff

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Hell is a dreadfull dreadful place
and you're going there FOR EVER once your dead... but don't worry... I can help you, but you'll need to keep me really really happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I'm already unzipped!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# let the party begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# i read an intersting theory about that*
shock and awe

it was the biblical 'Shekanor' (shock and awe) who destroyed Nebuchadnezzar with the MOAB in the bible

Saddam Hussain claimed he was Nebuchadnezzar reborn in many interviews

Shock and Awe used The Mother of all bombs - T.he M.other O.F A.ll B.ombs (M.O.A.B.) (as the army called it)

go figure..

66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:3aIXd_lba80J:www.biblemagazine.com/magazine/vol-9/issue-2/mr.html+Nebuchadnezzar+moab&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=uk

;)

*may be bullshit
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# heavy ma'an
*has eyes opened*
*hits up the internet to find out more*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hmmmm
I have a serious distrust of religion.

Morning all you people. How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hungry and stupid
a most dangerous combination

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Does this mean you're going to go and eat a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I might do that
were I korean
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# You mean you're not?
Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# haha!
of course not!

Nobody has been korean since 1592
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# So how come so many people claim to be Korean?
Are they all compulsive liars?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# those are german tourists
their bus took a wrong turn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# i am fine good sir and yourself?

i have a distrust all religions as they seek to thrust their values on others.

i on the other hand havre a trust i my fellow man that, like myself, they will act with honor and try and do the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Your fellow man acts with honour and tries to do the right thing?
Not so sure about that... Maybe the right thing for them.

I'm fine today despite yesterday's fiasco and I am working hard.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# They don't all try to thrust their views on others
it's just that you don't really hear about the quiet ones.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# As opposed to the huge black guy in Bristol centre
shouting "you will die a sinner and burn in the flames of hell!" at me as I slouched past him in full trenchcoat gear last week...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# i got dammed to hell by a born again christian when i was doing my a-levels
i was on the student union, as was he and he bought all his friends into the tiny office to pray. afterwards i told him that if he wanted to do that he should book a room upstairs as i'm sure he wouldn't like it if the occult society started practicing in the office when he was doing some work.

he then said i would be going to hell, i said if that was what he belived then fine, but don't do it in the office or i'll report you.

we never realy spoke much after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
#
yourself you
myself me

practicingpractising
(gtfomh, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# 'lo sir
I too have a serious distrust of religion. But it seems to make people happy, and I'd rather that than a load of mardy arses clomping around the village.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# 'Lo!
It makes people so happy that they'll declare war on other countries using their religion as an excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Yess...
It makes them glee as they have some form of twisted justification for being complete c*nts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# we're being collectively bummed by creationists
that's SCIENTIFIC FACT

ning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# This proves 100% scientifically beyond a shadow of a doubt
that the moon is in fact made of cheese
(eno, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# i think they were a traveling self help group
whos good intentioned message has somehow been bastardised over the centuries.

of course this is just my own theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# your ideas intrigue me
and I wish to subscribe to your monthly newsletter and also twist your ideas in order to form a power relationship in which I'm at the top and everyone should obviously do what I say :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# to subscribe
send 10% of your earnings each month to me and i will tell you how to recruit other like minded followers.

this is not a pyramid scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I'm glad it's not a pyramid scheme
it's the four triangles of truth upon the solid square foundation of knowledge!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# And Thor at the top
Waving his hammer around like a sticky child.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# are there free crisps?
count me in if there is
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# free crisps and fizzy pop for all.
a free badge to the first 10 people as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# The Buddhists are still pretty much like that
The Noble Eightfold Path is essentially a self-help/cognitive behavioural therapy course. And none of that bollocks about God or an afterlife to water down the message.

Smug gits.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# indeed
you could also worship me, i require no human sacrifice, unlike my father.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Lovely.
With the mistranslations and dogmatic additions over the millenia, I've always wondered how on earth certain people can take the "modern" bible so seriously as a historical record. Sure, it's got some nice stuff in about being kind and drinking too much wine at weddings, but as a history of the world? Pfft.

Guys, just be awesome to each other, and if there is a God, he'll sort you out appropriately an' shit.

Ahura Mazda's watchin' you.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# it's easier to let someone else think for you
tho having said that, sometimes you aren't allowed to think

after all we used to execute people who tranlsated the bible into english
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# "We"?
Crazy person. Leave those translators alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# no no kill them
can't have people actually being able to read what they are enforced to believe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I love the chiller font.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# And "God" is "dog" backwards...it really makes you think...
no it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *Bums Embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Is this the source of
all those missing Codecs I keep getting in Quicktime?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ...
You must be married to have children.

God has a child.

He isn't married.

--Universe Ends--
(Woody999, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Jesus is more like a God clone though
Cos they're the same person.

Or something complex
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# like...
...eigenpeople?
(gtfomh, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# needs more
audrey tautou
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# your wish
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# HaHa!
Arse de genie.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# This is true, but
Mark's gospel begins at the start of Jesus' ministry when Jesus was in his 30s, so it may not be so surprising that Mark doesn't mention the circumstances of his birth.

It is also true that in the earliest manuscripts the story ends very abruptly. There are a couple of alternative endings in later manuscripts - we cannot really be sure how Mark's gospel ended originally. New Testament scholars have debated "the lost ending of Mark's Gospel" for a couple of hundred years.

Mark was the first gospel to be written, but Paul's letters are even earlier and he wrote about the Resurrection, which shows that the first Christians believed it had happened. That doesn't amount to proof that it did really happen, but it does show that it was not a belief that was created a long time after the event.

Mark's paints a fascinating picture of Jesus, different from the other Gospel writers. Reading what he wrote is a great reminder that not only is the past another country, but first century Palestinian Judaism is almost another planet. Nevertheless it is possible to enter sympathetically into his world and gain a fresh perspective from there of the world that we inhabit.



(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)