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# A square woo?
Ta...

ALthough I'm feeling rough,. at least I'm fucking off at 12.
And it's payday... so nothing, I say, NOTHING, can bring me down today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# woohoo
go straight to the pub. you will feel better all afternoon until around 5pm where you will fall asleep on the sofa, then wake up at 10pm with a horrible headache and realise that you missed Friday evening. You will then find that you can't go back to sleep and your Saturday will be a blurry groggy mess until you decide to go to the pub at lunchtime....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I hate it when that happens...
*goes to pub*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# In that case, please may I have some money?
/shameless
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ello lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Hello sexy pants
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Blimey, you sound just like my son...
...apart from the fact that you don't clonk when you walk, obviously.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# have you not got him a rubber foot yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# He asked for a rubber foot so I made him a massive cock, was that not right?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# it helps clear busy streets when i walk,
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not where you put it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Airport lol!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# tell the security guards that you have a bomb
for a joke like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Airport?!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Does your son talk like a posh bird then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# rather.
*scratches crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Well he's very well spoken.
And always asking for money...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oi! pops gissa sam dosh you old git or i'll fackin 'ave ya!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Who are you and what have you done with my son?
You can't miss him, his leg's on fire.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# aaiieeee!!
*stops, drops and rolls
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# 'ning gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hello Geoffrey
How are you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Having post-holiday-back-at-work blues
and reds (mosquito bites). The bastards love me.
How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I am well thank you
I hope you had a nice holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Love to give you some money...
But it's all been earmarked for DVDs.

I just can't decide whether to get:
The Avengers Emma Peel Megaset,
the Monty Python Megaset or the
Complete Dangermouse...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# All of the above
As they are all proof of exquisite taste
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# But I'm only allowed one...
Mrs S is very strict with my pocket money
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Are you two joking?
My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I wasn't
I hope he wasn't either
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I'm confused?
Is Pachey saying these are NOT all of exquisite taste?

The fool...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Monty Python is good
Avengers is ok.

Dangermouse is shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Guten morning Miss P
how does the morrow find thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Hello
I am super thanks.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Radiant* thanks
*knackered, but another long day of B3ta-ing ahead so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)