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# Sorry it's a little rough, windows paint at work again!
A stella vista baby!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# oh fuck
It's Tuesday again isn't it ;)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# it's within guidelines
just cos you don't like it, there's no need to be a cunt

edit: by which, of course, i mean 'hello sexpants! *smoosh*'
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# This^
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Jesus
You were really born someones dad weren't you!!!

EDIT: by which, of course, I mean 'ningles matey.:P
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# :D
i envisage my first heart attack will occur within the next 8 years
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I knew someone who had one at 24
he was one stressed bunny
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I knew someone who had a stroke at 18.
He would have been fine but he went on to become a coke addict and had a massive one again last
year. Apparantly he'll never be able to work again.
Bastard still owes me fifty quid.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# mates daughter had a stroke last week....
12 years old. thats harsh.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# fuck
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# almost exactly a year since he had his stroke
(he's 42)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# yeh - Bradley's

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Jesus was born all of our Dads
*christofies*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# it's well within the guidelines
and it's funny

YOU LOSE ON TWO COUNTS!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# damn those guidelines!
they suffocate us all!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Run that by me again?
*edit* I get it now. Terminator 2 ref for the RISsers

Not bad
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I have immense shoulder pain.


:(
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# How has that come to pass, dear wheely?
Strained it?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Yes.
But by normal, everyday actions.

This living business is very dangerous. They ought to do something.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Ouch,
Hope it doesn't cause too much discomfort
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# ibuprofen and paracetamol can be taken at the same time without risk
although you shouldn't take ibuprofen on an empty stomach
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Really?
oh
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# tis true
another 100% true fact...

the packet of Ibroprufen that costs 32p does exactly the same thing as the Nurofen that costs £3.20.

Same with paracetamol

Chemicals is chemicals!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# ^this
you'd think they'd invent an ibuprofen pill that contains food - such as a scotch egg

IBUPROFEGG

then you wouldn't have to worry about finding food to eat it with
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# my God - this has legs!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# an egg with legs?
*worries*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# You my friend are a genius*
*possibly an idiot :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Haha
'ning
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Just lace the trotters / testicles / snouts with it.

You sir are a genius.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# oh god
argggh

*spangs*

pffft
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# haha dear god
punnage

also, that baby looks about 38
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# haha
I bet he's called Keith
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# oooooo k
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# took me tooooooooooooo long
and it couldn't have been made any easier.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# 'ning!


(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# haha
the greater of two weevils
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# 'ning
I love weevil puns
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# haha
nice : )
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Funny!
Tis good!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# it burns but i like it
woo and yay and a *click* for good measure!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)