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[challenge entry] Obligatory incomprehensible weekly compo entry from Ptolly follows

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(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Pffft!
Nce one Mugs.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# aHa hah a
*waxes a chump like a candle*
*clicks*
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Arf!
That's cash money, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
me like
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# But, but, but. THat would doom the board!!!
It's Angus steak and Portibello mushy pie and thick cut chips btw:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# and that just happened to be in the fridge?
bloody rich hostel owning bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# WTF is a portibello mushy pie?
I'm having whatever is in the fridge with baked sweet potato and roasted fresh garlic.


Edit: Oooh, sausages, lardons, onion and bizarre mushrooms were in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# lardons?
who has lardons just laying around in the fridge.
i've got some crispy old bits of bacon down the side of the cooker
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Left over from a casserole the missus made the other day
she bought two packs, used one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# i knew your part of the world was a posh area.
lardons.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yeah I know
She couldn't find them in the shop at first. I said "We've got a knife at home, just buy some bacon."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I have pancetta lardons in my fridge
...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Are we playing fridge top trumps?
er...

*rummages about*

pickled cherries!
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# a can of red stripe and some whiffy cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Mine are just
smoked Danish lardons. But they were only from Waitrose, not one of the posh shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Waitrose is more up market than your average supermarket though
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Why did you ask for suggestions if you were going to pointedly ignore all of them?
/hurt
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# He just wanted to boast
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Coz I'm a cnut
and crave the attention. Plus I did listen. One person said pie and one said chips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# it's like JJ's cartoon time all over again!!11
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# haha!
nice one P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# haha! Very nice!
Have my 400th post which i can't be bothered to do an image or anything for.

Edit: and how convinient, times my /links posts by 20, to get my /talk posts, and multiply that by 20, to get my /main! yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
You're going to go slowly insane trying to maintain that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Its true you know!
Whe...hang on.. as soon as i post this, it won't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Congrats anyway!
400 posts is still quite some going!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# pfft
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
The board would die! Arf!

Harrow Phil! Have this from earlier, it took two feckin' weeks to complete!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Thankyou
There was even a funny jerk in the thread complaining that she had unrealistic breasts . . . SHE'S HALF FECKING CYBORG!!!! DUH!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Arf!
I love it when people suspend their disbelief just enough to argue something stupid like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Bloody hell Dave,
That is seriously woosome and really rather gorgeous! Wish I could do stuff like that! *envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# now, now, there's plenty you can do that I can't
we should embrace our differences . . . I have a tiny penis

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha
I did something similar earlier but this is miles better.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Hehehehe

and I even get it this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *man-hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)