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# I'm still contemplating getting my tongue forked
You learn to control both sides independently- think of the head I could give.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *thinks*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# don't do it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I have wanted this done for ages
but I think it might massviely impair my ability to be taken seriosuly when doing my job, which can involve giving evidence in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Pfft
You'll be FINE

Get some whiskers too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Are you a criminal?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# no
you have nine questions left
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Are you a lawyer?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# no!
8
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# A police officer or someone who works for the police in a non-officer capacity
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I'll give you that one
Forensic Scientist
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# that was going to be my next guess
is being a forensic scientist as cool as it sounds?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# yes
as exemplified by that long lunchbreak
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I'm all for body modification in the form of piercings and tattoos to an extent
but mutilation? nah

leave it as it is and for god's sake don't get your ears stretched
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I don't think you'd like to see my penis then.
/good chance of being right no matter the context blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# this
human is not a snake
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *puts fingers in her ears*
LALALALALALALAICAN'THEARYOULALALALALALA
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# i knew a lady who had that done
apartently she was very sought after...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# God no!!...think of the pain when eating chips :/


come to think of it...eating chips would be fun that way



/wants a chip butty blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Or anything!
Or talking. Or drinking. Or having it done at all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Well I obviously wouldn't till it'd healed!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# also
you could simultaneously clean both nostrils
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *throws up*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# rushes out to get the op
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Now there is a thought....
...that I really don't want in my head
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# my work is done
\evil friday blog
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *thinks*
*turns gay*
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# did you spell that right . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# and you'd be able to put it in a socket easier
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# And look like Lizard man?
nah... if manwife is happy now, then you're probably more than good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Oh I'm fantastic at head.
But I want to be BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# see now,
the problem with britain today is not enough young people have enough ambition.

I don't care about job advancement or cash, but I damned well want to know that I'm doing my all to give the best head I can, and to continually improve.

This is my pledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# mmmneh
it's interesting, but, not that much different in the end.

it will however give you a rather pronounced lisp.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I used to have one when I was little!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# a split tongue? ;)
i've snogged a girl with a split tongue and that was fun, very interesting. but i don't think it will make a significant difference.

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)